#1
It seems to be impossible to eat a jacobs cracker in under 30 seconds. 6 people tried it today at school and 40 seconds was the fastest.

If you think you can do better then do it and film it for all to see.

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#4
wtf is a jacobs cracker?
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#5
I can do it...well it depends on the size...I can finish a round one in 10 seconds...I have an unusual amount of saliva though.
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wtf is a jacobs cracker?





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#7
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I can finish a round one in 10 seconds..


nah im talking about the square ones like in the picture above. I'm still impressed by the 10 seconds though.
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#8
lol, it says cream crackers when it is dry.
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#9
yo, ive broken the world record for eating 3 soda crackers. the record was like in 1:40, somethin like that, and i ate 3 in 1:20 something
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#10
I thought this thread was going to be about white people.
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#11
it doesn't look that hard. i saw this comedian talking about white people calling each other crackers...
yo my cracka, pass the sunchips!
no cracka, wait until we get to the picnic area!
#13
My uncle once did FOUR in a minute...
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