#7
Lol.
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in the world have been accomplished


by people who have kept on


trying when there seemed to be no hope at all
#9
They gave the woman a golden shower, no wonder she's pissed off.
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#10
Hahahahahahahaah at the end she says "I'm tired of being yelled at by you."
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#12

1. Tresspassing
2. illegal photography
3. You're not allowed
4. You've been yelled at already
#15
Quote by kevinm4435
Speaking of insane fat dykes: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CCODIhAXbQM


Jesus should fix that huge gap in her teeth.
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#16
Quote by TehNez
Jesus should fix that huge gap in her teeth.

Moses worked really hard on parting those teeth.

Maybe you should think about that.
#17
Quote by RawrDemon
Moses worked really hard on parting those teeth.

Maybe you should think about that.


That is the single most funny sentence I have heard in the past few years just because of the context.

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#19
Quote by kevinm4435
Speaking of insane fat dykes: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CCODIhAXbQM


Does anyone have the video of the dumb fat bitch that called in the physics cause she thought the family she was staying withs house was haunted so she called physics and said that for some reason her t.v. would turn on every night at 11 o'clock not realizing their is a wake-up timer?

Anyways, I think I saw that one back a year or 2 ago when I watched it for like 2 weeks straight.
#21
Quote by RawrDemon
Moses worked really hard on parting those teeth.

Maybe you should think about that.


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#23
in the god warrior vid, the daughters bodylanguge is classic defensive. she picks up a pillow and puts it on her lap. its defensive because its physically putting a barrier between herself and her mother.

its a sign of discomfort and fear.

that woman is a terrible mother and religions to blame.
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#24
Quote by robertreilly666
in the god warrior vid, the daughters bodylanguge is classic defensive. she picks up a pillow and puts it on her lap. its defensive because its physically putting a barrier between herself and her mother.

its a sign of discomfort and fear.

that woman is a terrible mother and religions to blame.

Bullshit. Misinterpretation of the religion is to blame.

Very good observation with the daughter though, I would have never noticed.
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#26
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she actually lives close to where i live

go kick her in the shins and yell "AMEN!" or "God told me to." it'd make us all feel better and you'd get a great sense of achievement at the end of the day
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#27
Quote by crystalh
go kick her in the shins and yell "AMEN!" or "God told me to." it'd make us all feel better and you'd get a great sense of achievement at the end of the day

i might try that
#30
For some reason the God Warrior was a guest on the Tonight Show with Jay Leno.
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#32
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Am I the only one that didn't lol?


yes
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#34
Quote by robertreilly666
in the god warrior vid, the daughters bodylanguge is classic defensive. she picks up a pillow and puts it on her lap. its defensive because its physically putting a barrier between herself and her mother.

its a sign of discomfort and fear.

that woman is a terrible mother and religions to blame.


No I'm pretty sure that her being white is to blame.
#35


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#37
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Does anyone have the video of the dumb fat bitch that called in the physics cause she thought the family she was staying withs house was haunted so she called physics and said that for some reason her t.v. would turn on every night at 11 o'clock not realizing their is a wake-up timer?

Anyways, I think I saw that one back a year or 2 ago when I watched it for like 2 weeks straight.



^ You mean psychics? Physics is a science.
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