#2
Steve Vai's kid = Fire Vai...
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#3
Chops.

I mean come on, chops? I'll assume Louis Armstrong started that... What a great man.
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Frank Zappa named his kids Dweezil and Moon-Unit... I think it was moonunit.



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#9
my guitar's called cpt. jack
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#10
I named my les paul lola lololol and my gf named my fender but i didnt like the name so i told her to stfu
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#11
les claypools son is named Cage
i thought that was interesting...
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#12
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I named my les paul lola lololol and my gf named my fender but i didnt like the name so i told her to stfu

What was the Fender's name? Foo-Foo Dust?
#13
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les claypools son is named Cage
i thought that was interesting...


Cage Claypool, such a badass name. I named my black acoustic guitar Betty.
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#14
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Frank Zappa named his kids Dweezil and Moon-Unit... I think it was moonunit.

I'd heard of Dweezil (guitarist I believe) but Moon Unit?

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#15
i call my classical yamaha guitar 'classic garbage; a venture into the 1400's through 1950' and i call electric guitar, just 'garbage'. i call my children moon-pie and cresent-rainbow-peaceful-head
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#16
yeah close enough
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#17
Well, my drummer has a deer head hanging on his wall. We have known him as "Steve" for a few months.

We also talk to somebody, but call them whatever we feel like calling them when we address them.
My name is Joe, but the other guitarist will be like "Yo, bill"
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#18
I call my second rate Strat copy 'piece of shit'.

It's a term of endearment, really.



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#19
I call my big muff...

My big muff!

Pussy jokes galore!

My friend actually licked it the other day...

My amp is known to my drummer as "That tweed covered monstrosity" lol
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I'd heard of Dweezil (guitarist I believe) but Moon Unit?



Yes, Moon Unit
As for dweezil being a guitarist, I dunno, but I think he sang in the theme song in "How the Grinch Stole Christmas" (I may be wrong here but I thought I saw his name in the credits).
#24
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Yes, Moon Unit
As for dweezil being a guitarist, I dunno, but I think he sang in the theme song in "How the Grinch Stole Christmas" (I may be wrong here but I thought I saw his name in the credits).


Yea, he's a player. I first found out on the VH1 show "My High School Years" or whatever it was called, and Dweezil was playing in a talent show, and he was having a lot of trouble working on this one riff or something, and this voice started giving him advice behind him, and it was Eddie Van Halen.

Having Frank Zappa as a dad must have ruled.

Also, last year in Guitar Worlf they were having a look back at Zappa and Dweezil and Steve Vai was there to talk and jam and such.

As far as I can tell, Dweezil uses a SG like his dad did, and I'm sure he's got a few more.
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#25
on the topic of gear naming:

Epi Les Paul: Betty

Tanglewood acoustic: Bertha

Unknown 60's Raven guitar: Red Raven

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Previous guitars:

Squier Bullet: Jake

forgot what it's called: Syd

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#26
when we were 14-15 after taking a bunch of magic mushrooms we named my bong "Pufftuckle" cus we couldnt say it without laughing. haha i wouldnt actually call it that but it was really funny at the time
#27
i named my jackson kelly..well.. kelly lol. and it spawned a new saying in my band. "time to take kelly out of the closet and play with her" haha
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#28
my ibanez's name is Rosie cuz it has rose wood
welp, time to go finger rosie lol
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#30
my rp80 is called kieth then my sg is called theodore wile my strat is named ceasar
then theres that shitty amp- doesnt need a name then my pocket amp which i call ned bigby
#31
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i named mine Tylenol, so that if a girl says *ah i need some tylenol* i can say *whenever you want baby* and than i wink at her.
#32
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i named mine Tylenol, so that if a girl says *ah i need some tylenol* i can say *whenever you want baby* and than i wink at her.


What do you say if the girls say, "I need a little Tylenol", eh?

My RG4 is named Smokey (because it's smoke colored), and my acoustic's name is.... Peanuckle (just 'cause).
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#33
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What do you say if the girls say, "I need a little Tylenol", eh?.


i dont know they have never said that before. i got to start thinking of smart replies for those kinds of questions
#35
One time, me and my drummer were carving pumpkins. We couldn't think of a good design, so we just took all the stuff and stabbed it, thereby naming it Stabby. For some reason, my amp is now Stabby. Dunno why.