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#2
I think it may be time to take your computer to the shop.
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#5
I think it's really time for this computer to explode.

EDIT: It's not really porn that's the problem for most of this is the weird thing. I haven't used this thing for porn in awhile and the computer had an antivirus and spyware program that ran everyday during that time.
#6
Stop downloading so much fucking porn.
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#7
hey! your looking at the vice city stories message board on gamefaqs!!! i go to that site all the time

and sucks about your computer. hope you get rid of all the viruses somehow
#8
Maybe you should stop playing Vice City so much.

Nah, I'm joking, that's an awesome game. I'm TOTALLY gonna go play it now.
#10
it says a threat was found during the scan haha no shit holy that sucks i hope this doenst kill your computer let us know how this goes
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#12
Quote by RawrDemon
Maybe you should stop playing Vice City so much.

Nah, I'm joking, that's an awesome game. I'm TOTALLY gonna go play it now.


lol, funny how i could get a virus on my computer playing vice city on my ps2.

it says a threat was found during the scan

I've been thinking this exact same thing
#14
its the internets. its serious business you know. the porn isnt exactly going to watch itself know is it?
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#15
Screenshot or it didn't happen...

oh wait...

Nevermind.


Yeah... That's pretty ****ed up, if I were you I would just reformat.
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#16
Go to lavasoft.com, and use Ad-Aware
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#17


OUCH.

Man, and I thought my brother's computer was bad, with his 300 infected files found in Ad-Aware (adware) and 100 files in Pest Patrol (spyware)

And this guy NEVER scans his computer.

So i just gave up and decided fuck it, he wants to ruin his computer so be it.
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#19
Trojan Horse Dropper Generic DZD is that like..dragonball Z porn?
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#20
Is it really?

now i'm scared about what the hell my computer's doing.
like, seriously, it can basically function on it's own with all of this shit on here.
#22
Somewhere out there, a nerd is crying for your computer...


R.I.P.


lol
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#23
Quote by Metal claw
I use AVG and my computer is completely fine.

It does detect previous Firefox setup files as threats though, which confuses me.

That\'s probably because the AVG virus/spy/adware database is extremely sloppy, unrefined, shitty, and outdated. This is probably also why the threadstarter seems to be getting unusual threat counts. 1. Some of those files are probably perfectly safe files (see file names) but are just counted as threats due to AVG\'s incompetency, 2. some actual trojans and adwares are probably not picked up due to, again, incompetency.

Get a real antivirus program with a database that\'s actually professional. You may have to pay annual subscriptions, but that is a lot cheaper than having to pay for a new computer every 6 months.
#24
Quote by OrangePossum
lol, funny how i could get a virus on my computer playing vice city on my ps2.

*ahem*



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#26
Quote by OrangePossum
aaaaaand...

</pwn'd>

You mustn't look at debating as a yes or no situation. You gotta open your mind to the maybe's. We're discussing like friends, not debating like enemies.


Actually, that's from the game. And my point was that it was possible to play it on PC. DURP.
#27
aaaaa the joys of porn
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#28
Quote by RawrDemon
You mustn't look at debating as a yes or no situation. You gotta open your mind to the maybe's. We're discussing like friends, not debating like enemies.


Actually, that's from the game. And my point was that it was possible to play it on PC. DURP.


Oh was it really?
I couldn't tell if you were trying to make that point or trying to set me up for a "I pwn'd you while half-asleep" moment by trying to say "there it is on PC without knowing it's on PS2" kinda thing.

Yeah, I know it's on PC. It's on Xbox, PS2, PC, and there's the original, Haitian-Friendly, Double Pack, and Greatest Hits versions of the game.
#29
Quote by OrangePossum
Oh was it really?
I couldn't tell if you were trying to make that point or trying to set me up for a "I pwn'd you while half-asleep" moment by trying to say "there it is on PC without knowing it's on PS2" kinda thing.

Yeah, I know it's on PC. It's on Xbox, PS2, PC, and there's the original, Haitian-Friendly, Double Pack, and Greatest Hits versions of the game.

Yeah. And don't forget the box set, including the soundtracks to the game.

So... how about that Maurice Chavez? Pretty awesome.

/attempted hijacking
#30
Who was Maurice Chavez?

My favorite characters were Lazlow and Jezz Torrent. They were so metal it wasn't even funny.


... hair metal, of course.
#31
to everyone dissing up AVG i use it and my computer works fine if i have a virus a screen pops up saying (insert name) has been found on your computer would you like to delete/heal/or quarantine the file? and also scanning for spyware it makes a list and deletes it so my computer is fine. Either your version is messed up or somebody should stop d/ling porn
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Guitars:
Schecter C-1 Classic (Deep Sea Green)
Jackson DK2M Snow White Edition
BC Rich Mockingbird Special X

Amps:
Mesa Boogie Express 5:50 212
Roland Microcube

RIP Kevin Robert Swerdfiger
September 15 1991 - May 16 2008
#32
Quote by OrangePossum
Who was Maurice Chavez?

My favorite characters were Lazlow and Jezz Torrent. They were so metal it wasn't even funny.


... hair metal, of course.

He was the host of VCPR. Possibly the greatest reason to play that game was to listen to it.
#33
Oh. VCPR.

fuck vcpr. i can't find one single funny thing in that show.
probably because i started listening at a horrible part, but whatever. i'm too lazy to be lazy enough and drive around vice city listening to it for 10+ minutes.
#34
Quote by kyle100
to everyone dissing up AVG i use it and my computer works fine if i have a virus a screen pops up saying (insert name) has been found on your computer would you like to delete/heal/or quarantine the file? and also scanning for spyware it makes a list and deletes it so my computer is fine. Either your version is messed up or somebody should stop d/ling porn

The virus database is the most important part of it though. All of the features you were talking about are basic, standard features that all antivirus programs have. However, if the database that feeds the program is outdated, inaccurate, etc, your program is useless.
#36
Quote by Saggy Breasts
The virus database is the most important part of it though. All of the features you were talking about are basic, standard features that all antivirus programs have. However, if the database that feeds the program is outdated, inaccurate, etc, your program is useless.

yea i guess thats true but it does have updates and stuff....but idk
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Schecter C-1 Classic (Deep Sea Green)
Jackson DK2M Snow White Edition
BC Rich Mockingbird Special X

Amps:
Mesa Boogie Express 5:50 212
Roland Microcube

RIP Kevin Robert Swerdfiger
September 15 1991 - May 16 2008
#37
Quote by kyle100
yea i guess thats true but it does have updates and stuff....but idk

Yea, but the updates are most likely not as extensive as subscription updates you get from Norton or McAfee and not only that, but more inaccurate and sloppy updates only gives you more bad threat counts and useless defenses.
#40
Why the hell have you blacked out everything? We're not exactly going to hack into your computer.
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