#2
"Fire: being attracted to shiny things, throwing aluminium or bits of broken mirror into this burning substance will draw them closer to it, thus burning the lot of them."

"Because Chavs breed like filthy, FILTHY rabbits, you may end up having to talk to one, as there is now no getting away from these horrid excuses for sub-humanity. As such, here is a helpful guide for understanding what chavs say:

* Innit: Sorry to confirm your suspiscions; but yes, I am a dickhead.
* Wat R U Lookin'/gawpin' at: What are you looking at sir, if I may politely enquire?
* I'll f*ckin bang ya: I shall now push you to look 'hard' in front of my friends here.
*Safe: This word has no meaning, but if you value your life with a chav, you will insert
it randomly into sentences like nobody's business. Roughly three per sentence
should suffice. Usage Example "****in' SAFE mate."

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Last edited by Kensai at Mar 16, 2007,
#3
You know whats totally not funny in anyway?

People making fun of chavs. Nobody cares.
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#4
Quote by HuskerDu
You know whats totally not funny in anyway?

People making fun of chavs. Nobody cares.



That's a bit harsh, it is pretty funny.
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