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I like my women like I like my hot dogs: With a big weenie between my buns and mustard all over them.

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I like my women like I like my oven: Hot and in the kitchen.....


Sorry ladies, I don't actually mean that. I'm all for equal opportunities. In fact, I'm so comfortable with my stance I can afford to make jokes on the issue.


Don't kill me Alice...
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Last edited by cagnius at Mar 16, 2007,
#4
I like my women like I like my pet bunny rabbit: cute with adorable eyes
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Quote by Shagrath_Spawn
I like my women like I like my hot dogs: With a big weenie between my buns and mustard all over them.

A big weenie between your buns?

Sounds like you like men dude.
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Quote by cagnius
I like my women like I like my oven: Hot and in the kitchen.....


Sorry ladies, I don't actually mean that.

yes you do, dont lie


i like my women like i like my guitar: fast and sexy
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Quote by Burpin'Worm
A big weenie between your buns?

Sounds like you like men dude.


I was thinking that too.

...Unless he likes to be probed by his lady...You liberalist, you!
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I like my women like I like my tea; black, sometimes white, always sweet and me spooning it.

Quote by Burpin'Worm
A big weenie between your buns?

Sounds like you like men dude.




Quote by cagnius
I like my women like I like my oven: Hot and in the kitchen.....


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#13
I like my women how I like my steak: Cooked medium-rare and covered in A1.
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I like my women like I like my tea; black, sometimes white, always sweet and me spooning it.



I'd rather be spooning than doing my essay...
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I like my women how i like my food. WITH BIG BOOBS


I don't think you quite get the idea of the thread, do you?
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i like my women like i like my guitar picks: always lying around the house, and occasionally in my mouth
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Quote by cagnius
I'd rather be spooning than doing my essay...




We all would


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#21
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wtf Of course I do, you underestimate my smartness


I know, I was kidding...
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Quote by insideac
I like my women how i like my food. WITH BIG BOOBS

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LOL ! muther fuker i was gonna say that LOL!
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Quote by cagnius
I know, I was kidding...



Oh ok...LOL


I like my women like I like my coffee... mail-ordered from Ethiopia!


I like my women how I like my drink, dangerously close to my crotch while I drive.


I like my women how I like my food, a day old, and in my fridge.
#25
i like my women how i like my boxer shorts:covered in designer labels and comfortable around my penis
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I like my women like I like my pet bunny rabbit: cute with adorable eyes


Aww
Who dat?
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I like women how I like my men- with a big penis
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#30
I remember someone said this before: I like my women how I like my cookies - smothered in diarrhea!

I like my women like I like my...women.

I suck
#31
I think it's in someone's signature around here. Anyways...

"I like my women like I like my cookies: smothered in diarrhea."

EDIT: You stupid, fucking asshole! >:O
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Quote by insideac
Oh ok...LOL


I like my women like I like my coffee... mail-ordered from Ethiopia!


I like my women how I like my drink, dangerously close to my crotch while I drive.


I like my women how I like my food, a day old, and in my fridge.


lol im gonna use those at school
#35
I like my women how I like my testicles : horny, fuctional and theres two of them!
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#38
I like my women like my dead rabbit : dead
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#39
I like my women like my cheese: Preferably fat free, American, singles only.

Bloodhound gang for the win.
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