#1
What do I ask him to get for me?

And why don't I see any French people here?
Changed signature after 4 years.

Will take some time to make a new one.
#3
He's asked me ...
Changed signature after 4 years.

Will take some time to make a new one.
#7
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Is there any black people on UG?
I don't think a lot of black people play guitar anymore.

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they all kinda went extinct after hendrix really.


Needless to say, I lol'ed.

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Appart from being on UG or wanking, thats what i mostly do
#8
Such a typical hat, I call it the Artist-hat it's round and flat.
That's about it I guess
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#9
Quote by cortez0
Such a typical hat, I call it the Artist-hat it's round and flat.
That's about it I guess


a beret? ?SP?
apparently UG's only type O-


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Thanks jb_designs.
#14
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White flag.


Plenty of them in france
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On cheating in a relationship...

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If he doesn't use a gameshark, it's not cheating.




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#16
Tell him to cut off a piece of the eiffel tower and give it to you. Or if your really spoiled whine for him to bring home the whole eiffel tower.
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#17
A hooker.
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