#1
Ok so my friend asked me a question yesterday, here it is...

Think of someone you want to do really badly, it could be anyone in the world...the person has to be alive.


Got one?


Ok now your just about to finish and she dies all of a sudden, do you finish?

The results were pretty funny
#4
Does it count as being a necrophiliac if she was alive for the majority of the time you were screwing her?
What if you didn't know she had died?
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#5
Depends on how she dies I guess. If she gets decapitated or something I'd probably pull out...probably.
#6
As Long As She Doesnt Dry Up On Me....
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#8
This would have been so much funnier if

"your parents and friends walk in, do you finish"? personally.
#9
Finish it while shes still warm.


joking...
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#10
Well finish obviously! Ima gettin my orgasm dead or alive..
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#11
haha uuurgh wtf hahaha
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#12
a friend of mine told me about something like that called a danger wank, you start tossing off then just before your about to go you yell "MUM!" and youve got to get everything sorted before your Mum runs in. Never understand why someone would do that..........

but to the original question, God no!
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#13
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a friend of mine told me about something like that called a danger wank, you start tossing off then just before your about to go you yell "MUM!" and youve got to get everything sorted before your Mum runs in. Never understand why someone would do that..........

but to the original question, God no!


haha! genius!
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haha! genius!



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