The Funniest/Meanest/Random conversations you have ever been in Thread

#1
*Commercial on TV for the Easy bake oven from Barbie*

Me- Dude...wasnt a famous Nazi named barbie?
Scottie- So like...they made another oven?
Me- an easy jew bake oven!
Scottie- Lets write a hate-email to the barbie company!
Me- STFU, this is brilliant!


Well that was one of my faveourites.....tell yours.
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#2
that wasn't all that funny imo, and i don't feel like sharing any of mine right at the moment
#3
"Easy Jew bake oven" Genius, simply genius. hahaha.


I randomly shout out "I hate blacks." in public places. One time there was a black person there. He heard me and didn't like it too much. I won't get into details, but it wasn't fun for me.

*I'm not a racist, I just think it's hilarious to pretend I am.
#4
all conversations with my friends are wierd and funny in the best way possible
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#5
Me: 'Fancy a bum?'
Him: 'Sure.'



That was one hell of a night...

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"Easy Jew bake oven" Genius, simply genius. hahaha.

I randomly shout out "I hate blacks." in public places. One time there was a black person there. He heard me and didn't like it too much. I won't get into details, but it wasn't fun for me.

*I'm not a racist, I just think it's hilarious to pretend I am.


That's the most idiotic thing I've ever heard. Also, where does pretending to hate end and actually hating start? I'm pretty sure my dad actually hates black people, or at least thinks they're lazy and useless. He would never say so in public though, and is definitely smart enough not to yell it.
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That's the most idiotic thing I've ever heard. Also, where does pretending to hate end and actually hating start? I'm pretty sure my dad actually hates black people, or at least thinks they're lazy and useless. He would never say so in public though, and is definitely smart enough not to yell it.



you sound like a tool who can't take a joke. The difference between your dad and myself is that I'm acting like a racist country hick. Your dad on the other hand, is just... "the hick".
#8
Quote by Guitarjunkie18
you sound like a tool who can't take a joke. The difference between your dad and myself is that I'm acting like a racist country hick. Your dad on the other hand, is just... "the hick".


You sound like a tool who can't be "funny" without insulting people.

The difference between my dad and yourself is also that people probably consider him a successful gentleman, whereas anyone who meets you would likely have the words "racist" and "moron" come to mind first.
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#9
Flame fest!!!!

Well, to be on topic, me and my friend once had a convo on what gives you the title "hung like a horse" then proceeded to discuss what someone would do with a slong that big.
#11
one time I was walking down the halls of my school with my friend talking and this black kid who I know pretty well comes up to me and starts making fun of my haircut or something jokingly. I look at his hands while he is doing this and see they are all chalky white, and as soon as he got done making fun of me, I just gave him a straight face and said "Shut the fuck up Ashy Larry."


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#12
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Lateraluspiral: I love you guys! Group hug?

Me: well, I don't hug with just guys. Are you a girl?

Lateraluspiral: Yes

Me: Ok group hug

*Me hugs*

Lateraluspiral: Hah! Fool I am actually a guy!

Me: Awww I've been owned

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#13
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Lateraluspiral: I love you guys! Group hug?

Me: well, I don't hug with just guys. Are you a girl?

Lateraluspiral: Yes

Me: Ok group hug

*Me hugs*

Lateraluspiral: Hah! Fool I am actually a guy!

Me: Awww I've been owned


#14
me and a few mates went into a supermarket looking for 16 cans of carling, 2 bottles of red square, 10 lambert and butler, some ibroprufen, a packet of ham and cheese pasta and a box of laxitives. The converastions that ensued within that shop were quite interesting. It was a good night
#15
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one time I was walking down the halls of my school with my friend talking and this black kid who I know pretty well comes up to me and starts making fun of my haircut or something jokingly. I look at his hands while he is doing this and see they are all chalky white, and as soon as he got done making fun of me, I just gave him a straight face and said "Shut the fuck up Ashy Larry."


Fans of Dave Chappelle might appreciate this joke.





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#17
so im standing with my family and and this black guy on my rugby team. he looked at my siblings, thn my cousins and said we all looked alike.
i turned it back on him, and said that all his kind look alike!
isnt racism fun?
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#19
Chris- So Dylan how was grade 8?
Dylan- It was awesome we had sex ed.
Chris- That's cool.
Dylan- Yeah they showed us how to masturbate.
Chris- Uhh...cool.
Dylan- I know. All you do is pull up and down on your wang.
Chris- Ok then
Dylan-..................I can show you if you want.
Me- *falls over laughing*
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