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#2
There is a big thread on this somewhere...anyway

What a fuckin tool, does she honestly not realize how badly fucked her life will be? And if she's had that much unprotected sex, she must not have working ovaries or her downstairs is to acidic....don't ask me how I know this.
#3
If I wasn't watching the video and only listened to the audio, I would have sworn she wasn't white...
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#5
uh............


Use a condom.
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#6
L. O. L.
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#7
use the search button. Yeah that's pretty sick.
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#8
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use the search button. Yeah that's pretty sick.


i'm not going to search before every thread.

no one is, deal with it.
#9
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If I wasn't watching the video and only listened to the audio, I would have sworn she wasn't white...


lol that was the first comment on the youtube page too

im guessing that was you.
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use the search button. Yeah that's pretty sick.


Search Button = 17 pages of useless results. Of course no one is going to use it.
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#12
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lol that was the first comment on the youtube page too

im guessing that was you.


Ha yeah that was me too.
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#14
go to the other thread to see the remix song, and the full mauri clip
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#15
Those are the kinda girls I dated in high school

Condoms were such a great invention
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If I wasn't watching the video and only listened to the audio, I would have sworn she wasn't white...


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#17
hahahaha sad to see what she'll look like 20 years from now.. all saggy and wrinkled
... bahh
#18
"I have all the stuff i need for my baby"
*Flashes to a group of toys*

i found that hilarious

#21
she needs to be beaten w/ hose and then have her ovaries removed and be forced to eat them.
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#22
"And my momma's Son Also known as my Daddy spanked me naked when I told Him I wanna have a baby with my uncle whos also my grandaddy. Besides I can support ma inbredz. I've been workin reeaaal hards on my Burger flippin skillz. Besides fries are a vegetable! I can steal home some fries for ma baby to eat too... IF we need some extra money I can sell my teeth for money to the toothfairy"
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hahahaha sad to see what she'll look like 20 years from now.. all saggy and wrinkled
... bahh

not to mention fat....and a bitch
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#28
And three more pacifiers! Got it? THREE MORE!!!!
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#29
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sell it?!?!

but guys don't worry about her, she has clothes!


and 3 EXTRA PACIFIERS!

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#30
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and 3 EXTRA PACIFIERS!

we have a mother mary in waiting.

Jesus Christ!

#31
She's perfectly fit to have a baby, she has three passys!
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#32
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go to the other thread to see the remix song, and the full mauri clip



That remix was great stuff.


Could someone link to the other thread or to the full Maury episode for this?
#33
i remember this from like 2 days ago.

pretty messed up. that girl couldnt handle having a baby.
#35
Her mum looked pretty normal to be honest, why does she have to be such a rechid little freak. shes blonde too which makes it even more dumb. (no offense blonde people)

In all my life, I have never met one polite, nice, thoughtful, cool blonde girl, they are all like that.
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#36
My God, If that wasn't the most annoying voice and ****ing stupid girl I've ever seen, I don't what is!
NOPE.
#40
she moves and talks like a black woman
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