#1
has this been done before? i did a quick search and didnt see anything
this is something that comes to mind:
Dad: Where are u going? What time are u gonna be back? Are u driving?
Me: Somewhere. Later. Yes
sorry im bored haha
#4
i talk about rugby. and i play guitar at every possible opportunity.
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#5
avoiding perfectly normal questions and acting suspiciously.
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#6
i like to sing the notes to master of puppets. me and my friend did that for like the whole album....
i like to talk. that annoys alot of people.
i cant think of a good sig....
#7
i like to stick my TY System of a Down Beaine Babies in people's faces while they're tryin to talk

#9
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avoiding perfectly normal questions and acting suspiciously.


+1.
#10
Saying yes to non yes or no questions. Example:
When did you get to school this morning?
Yes. (with straight face)
#11
Asking the inverse of any question asked to me:

Friend: "What did you do yesterday?"
Me: "What did I NOT do yesterday?"
Etc.
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You can't compose yourself
It's best to compose a poem
An honest verse of longing
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#14
We go to this huuuge church in St. Louis and my dad works security on the weekends. Well I call his cell and say things such as "OMG SIR! WE NEED HELP FAST!!!" then just hang up. This is a huge church mind you and he has no idea where to look. So later when hes home he tells the story and is like "well I just hope everything was alright, it sounded bad but I couldn't find them:-\"
#15
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We go to this huuuge church in St. Louis and my dad works security on the weekends. Well I call his cell and say things such as "OMG SIR! WE NEED HELP FAST!!!" then just hang up. This is a huge church mind you and he has no idea where to look. So later when hes home he tells the story and is like "well I just hope everything was alright, it sounded bad but I couldn't find them:-\"


Nice.