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Hey guys, have any good stories when you were drunk? I'll start; (it isn't technically a drunk story) well yesterday I went to a friend's birthday party and I got pretty drunk, then I started hitting on this one girl, like I got her number and all, thing was when I woke up the next day I couldn't remember how she looked, I had no ****ing clue whatsoever, good thing I asked for her pic, so I looked at it, and shit, she was really pretty and hot, I did something right in my drunk state. I'm sure you guys have more

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umm i locked myself in a toilet and almost died. luckily my mates noticed i had been gone a while and broke in. that was my first and only mishap with spirits...
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ya one day i was like totally ****en drunk and i pissed all over my friends car and he was like "dude you just pissed on my car" and i was like "dude i know, how rightious" then he said "dude clean it up" then i went into his sisters room started sexifying his 13 year old sister(im was 53 at the time) then he came in and was like "dude what are you doing with my sister" then i screamed money shot and you can guess what happened next with the prison and all..... awwww great times eh?
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umm i locked myself in a toilet and almost died. luckily my mates noticed i had been gone a while and broke in. that was my first and only mishap with spirits...



hhahah ive done the exact same thing.
#5
I went out and got hammer drunk, then i felt like getting laid so i drove drunk, found the cheapest most disease ridden ***** i could find, drove back to my place and spent the rest of the night exploring intravenous drug abuse and taking the lords name in vain
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#6
Nice thread lol

One year ago i got so drunk that kissed my best friend (i'm a boy, she's a girl). guess what, she became my girlfriend =P
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ya one day i was like totally ****en drunk and i pissed all over my friends car and he was like "dude you just pissed on my car" and i was like "dude i know, how rightious" then he said "dude clean it up" then i went into his sisters room started sexifying his 13 year old sister(im was 53 at the time) then he came in and was like "dude what are you doing with my sister" then i screamed money shot and you can guess what happened next with the prison and all..... awwww great times eh?


I really hate to break this to you, but you're not funny. At all. In fact, I reckon going to the dentists with a hangover (as I did today) is more funny than you.

I am sorry to tell you this, but its for your own good.
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I really hate to break this to you, but you're not funny. At all. In fact, I reckon going to the dentists with a hangover (as I did today) is more funny than you.

I am sorry to tell you this, but its for your own good.


thanks for the advice : )
#9
Waking up to find pictures on my friends phone of a friend putting his (quite small in the pictures) penis in another friends ear/lips. The same guy had had one of his eyebrows shaven aswell. He was a bit annoyed in the morning...
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i remember when we were drinking at this dudes house and my mate found his pet hamster and he kept punching the cage and trying to brake it and saying " kill the rabbit!"
and then we stoped him so he went down stairs and started eating these uncooked sausages out of the fridge and pissing all up the conservetry window and on the kitchen work surfaces
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#11
Yeah last time I got drunk these girls pushed me down into a sofa and made out with me, grinding and rubbing against me. I'm like sugar to drunk girls.

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I really hate to break this to you, but you're not funny. At all. In fact, I reckon going to the dentists with a hangover (as I did today) is more funny than you.

I am sorry to tell you this, but its for your own good.


that must've been horrible

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#12
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that must've been horrible



Heavens, yes. I had my hangover hat on and everything, but the sound of the drill and everything was horrendous. Not to be recommended.


Yeah last time I got drunk these girls pushed me down into a sofa and made out with me, grinding and rubbing against me. I'm like sugar to drunk girls.


That, on the other hand, sounds awesome. I'm coming to your next party mate.
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ya one day i was like totally ****en drunk and i pissed all over my friends car and he was like "dude you just pissed on my car" and i was like "dude i know, how rightious" then he said "dude clean it up" then i went into his sisters room started sexifying his 13 year old sister(im was 53 at the time) then he came in and was like "dude what are you doing with my sister" then i screamed money shot and you can guess what happened next with the prison and all..... awwww great times eh?



all well and good but according to your birthday your not even 20 yet

i smell bullshit.....
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all well and good but according to your birthday your not even 20 yet

i smell bullshit.....


God you're quick...
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God you're quick...


enough of the sarcasm lol.....iv only just looked at it
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enough of the sarcasm lol.....iv only just looked at it




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#17
I stripped naked in my friends house. I don't remember why but I did....
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#18
well about september time i come back from a party and woke up to find a pint of milk and my shoes in my garden. i lost my glasses. i have honestly just found the glasses bout 20 minutes ago in a pot in my garden.

paddies day is telling me something , im coming back tonight and losing my glasses again
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Heavens, yes. I had my hangover hat on and everything, but the sound of the drill and everything was horrendous. Not to be recommended.


Noted

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That, on the other hand, sounds awesome. I'm coming to your next party mate.


Deal! Just find yourself a couch and I'll send some smoking hot swedish women your way!
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