Poll: Where?
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View poll results: Where?
Bathroom
9 16%
Shower
4 7%
Room
28 49%
Other Ugers mothers bedroom
12 21%
Outside
2 4%
Other (please do tell)
2 4%
Voters: 57.
#3
Where I masturbate? Why do you want to know? Pervert.
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#4
wherever I feel like it. Sometimes i get urgers in the morning when i'm on the comp so i do it there. but if i';m in the shwoer i'll do it too. i always do it before I sleep in my bed.
#5
All of the above.
Co-President of UG's Tubgirl Virgins Club

#7
Quote by merfsullivan
Inside girls' vaginas.


+1
Manchester United Est. 1878

Do you DIG?

Cos I DIG.
#8
on my penis
You cannot choose the little time you're given in this world. You enter bare and unclothed, provided only with intelligence enough to choose how you spend your time. You always have a choice. Always. Though be warned, your choice can rarely be undone
#12
filthy bastards
D-U-F-R-A-I-S


Quote by darkstar2466
WRONG.

The only reason it exists is because drugs get people fucked up, and people love getting fucked up.

#16
Off of hotel balconies onto passing peoples heads.
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And you're obviously here because you fancy Phill.
Phill is a very attractive guy...

"I'm so tempted to sig that, Phill" - Sig it then

Unless otherwise stated, assume everything I say is in my opinion.
#17
While reading through UG.

Quote by Phill-Rock
Off of hotel balconies onto passing peoples heads.

Talk to Erowid

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Tell me when thy band shall return to mark a schedueled performance on my nearest venue's door!
Quoth teh Loomis, "Nevermore".



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