#1
OK, it may only be brits that get this, but do those JML adverts not crack you up, with there crazy inventions. How innovative they all are at JML, the latest ones the grab mat, a sort of small mat made out of special material that keps ur mobile and keys safe in your car. They just really make me laugh cos some of the stuff they come up with is actually quite clever

D-U-F-R-A-I-S


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WRONG.

The only reason it exists is because drugs get people fucked up, and people love getting fucked up.

#2
you gotta love JML!
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Beating the elderly is a big favourite of mine. Also, pushing kids over and kicking pregnant women in the womb is fun.



Right now we're called 'Various Artists' just to fuck over people with iPods
#3
I have a JML chopper somewhere I believe...
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