#1
ok heres my problem eveyrtime something goes wrong with any computer we've ever had she blames the problem on me. Anytime we get a viruis its my fault.
this time we got a trojan horse viruis and she saying its from Ares but i know its not but shes constantly spends hours on end yelling at me because its my fault.
I know its hers how can I make her see it is.

right might as well add
im a girl,i dont download porn
all i go on is
ultimate-guitar
myspace
and download some songs for my ipod
thats it.
#4
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Ask her what sites she uses/downloads, and then show her the security holes in it. And if she uses IE, then you automatically win.


she does use IE
she like downloads stupid games all the time and hes her own rainbow curser from a different side but just because she trained in computers for dell she think shes ****ing shit and knows everything when she doesnt
#5
Smack her across the face and tell her to go back int he kitchen and make you some pie
#6
Separate user accounts and then you can see who gets them from looking at the file path.

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#8
tell her you got trujan because she downloaded all the games and stuff, try to explain her its not your fault, if she still wont listen just dont talk to her and ignore her
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Smack her across the face and tell her to go back int he kitchen and make you some pie

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#11
Its the same with my computer. Everytime something dodgy happens, my dad comes up to me and goes "you havent been doing anything odd on the computer, have you?".

grrr
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#12
lol

how ironic, look at your avatar, and you don't download porn? =P

anyway, if she does download games, tell her, that's very dangerous actually.
Some games need to be installed, normally, that means it's an *.exe file. However, trojan horses are normally also in the form of *.exe. Therefore, she might accidentally installed a trojan horse instead of a games. People can just simply change the file name of the *.exe file, and it become a games file.

That enough ?
#13
tell her to be quiet and go make u a ham and cheese sammich, but that idea of the seperate profiles thing it smart, try that
<Raven> I got so baked last night
<Raven> that I WOKE UP high o_o
<Raven> Do you have any idea how euphoric that is?
<Raven> I felt like I was being born.
#16
My father used to be the same, before I got my own computer. If anything at lal went wrong, it was automatically mine or my brother's fault, because he thinks he knows everything. We used to get banned for ages until he realised it was him that did it, and then he would never bother to tell us he realised and keep us banned.

Just punch your mom in the face.
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#17
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My father used to be the same, before I got my own computer. If anything at lal went wrong, it was automatically mine or my brother's fault, because he thinks he knows everything. We used to get banned for ages until he realised it was him that did it, and then he would never bother to tell us he realised and keep us banned.

Just punch your mom in the face.

Same here, although, he never actually realizes it (not that I know of).
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#18
It doesn't matter what you say, she's older than you and, by default, always right.

When she yells at you for something you probally did but can't prove, just nod in agreement and say "Oh Mother, I'm sorry. I'll never disappoint you again."
#19
Trojan viruses most commonly come from games, I believe. I'm not sure how to prove that to her. And IE = .

But since she thinks that she knows everything there is to know, I doubt that there is anything that will change her mind.
#21
I get the same scenario each day, it is a matter of your mother not being able to take the blame of the mishap. This is much like when your smelly friend lights off stinkers because of all the tyson chicken he eats religeously, and before anyone smells it, pins it on someone else, sometimes you.

Probably the best thing to do would be put her in her place, give her a bit of a smack, and if she doesn't shut up, tie her up and interrogate her in your basement until she tells you the truth....that she was the one who ****ed up the computer..... then blow her away and enjoy the satisfaction of being right... All 5 minutes it takes for the cops to arrive to the scene. Computer difficulties = 24% of home disfunctionality leading to violence.
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I get the same scenario each day, it is a matter of your mother not being able to take the blame of the mishap. This is much like when your smelly friend lights off stinkers because of all the tyson chicken he eats religeously, and before anyone smells it, pins it on someone else, sometimes you.

Probably the best thing to do would be put her in her place, give her a bit of a smack, and if she doesn't shut up, tie her up and interrogate her in your basement until she tells you the truth....that she was the one who ****ed up the computer..... then blow her away and enjoy the satisfaction of being right... All 5 minutes it takes for the cops to arrive to the scene. Computer difficulties = 24% of home disfunctionality leading to violence.



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#25
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how can you be mad...she bought you a clock?!?!



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actually i am but right now im making banana bread for her,

haah imt oo nice


Awh, how sweet...

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#27
just clear everything up and then dont go on the computer for a week or two then shell be all like oh shit son it was me all along im sorry then shell be all like yeah happy st patttys day heres twenty dollars
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#28
Same , my parents were like that. They stopped bothering me once I got my own computer and hasn't been infected for 3 years, and the family computer gets infected on a regular basis, thats when I have to sort it out, because my parents think Norton is the shit.
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#30
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manipulate her using logic as a guided missle.

yeah but you kissed your sister
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#31
Get your own. My dad has always been hassling me when something goes wrong in the computer, when I have been correcting all his mistakes that he's done on it. So I got my own, and now the other one can't even be turned on.
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#33
Then use that temporary until your mom figures out what's happening.
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#34
this probably is going to be a drag for you

but try NOT USING THE COMPUTER for a while
then you cant get blamed
although, that means no UG, Myspace or music for you

alternatively, find the viruses on your computer using an anti-virus program, and then show her the folders that the viruses come from
a lot of viruses relocate themselfs to other files as soon as being downloaded, but it might be worth checking the adress of some of them, you may be able to show your mum that she downloaded them.
#35
get some kind of security package like everyone else so you dont get this problem

and by the sounds of it its come from her games cause i used Ares for months and never got any viruses or trojans
#36
say "mom see theres this thing where i hold up my middle finger and thumb...and YOU abruptely get offended...yeah...

khnxbye go make me a sandwich bitch"
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