#1
want to be famous? say something awesome and i might sig it!

eh i should have made the title "i need a sig" or something.
#2
"what is porn?"

"who need tissues? why do you think god gave us pubes!"

"my wank sock smells like cereal"
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#4
stopp trying to seek attention,
you'll get flamed
its not fun
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I say pwnd/owned alot, and n00b even more frequently.


It comes up every few seconds actually. I actually said "imma pwn j00 n00b" to my girlfriend i think. She had no idea what i wastalking about, so i pwnt her n00b ass.
#5
dude sigs come in the flow of convo....not by asking for em
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yea, cause its so easy to talk to your 10 year old sister about porn.


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#8
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eh i guess ill just have to go with the "what is porn" one.. even though its lame.


fuck you!
VENUSIAN
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Patterns In The Ivy present ethnicity on an intriguing and dedicated level. ~Ambient Exotica
A mesmeric melange of yearning voice, delicate piano and carefully chosen samples. ~Lost Voices
#9
just go through random threads and look for something funny
or go to the metal forum
Quote by The_Hell_Patrol
I say pwnd/owned alot, and n00b even more frequently.


It comes up every few seconds actually. I actually said "imma pwn j00 n00b" to my girlfriend i think. She had no idea what i wastalking about, so i pwnt her n00b ass.
#10
zomg, i was masturbating but then this goo came out...wtf is up with that?!

Thats your lot, now sling your hook.
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#11
i got one!
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You could try "Since evryone on the UG forum insits on 'pics or it didn't happen', does that mean I'm a virgin as long as I don't tape it?"
#15
you have no right to have self confidence
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The best way to approach a group of girls is wearing a dirty old trenchcoat with nothing underneath. Open it in slow motion, while making your 'orgasm face', and then run like hell.

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#16
i peed in your mum.

thats a nice one to have. possibly go for the "i was rimming your father when is anus contracted and ate me"

sigged!!!!!11!!1
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#17
wuts better my sig or

" Cartman As The Dawg: Damn bra, your lil brother is pretty kewl.
Kyle: It's not cool, Ike isn't old enough to understand.
Cartman As The Dawg: What's there to understand? Ya get ah boner, slap her titties around sum, then stick it inside her and pee."
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You could try "Since evryone on the UG forum insits on 'pics or it didn't happen', does that mean I'm a virgin as long as I don't tape it?"
#21
Sig this or I'll beat you
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#22
viola
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You could try "Since evryone on the UG forum insits on 'pics or it didn't happen', does that mean I'm a virgin as long as I don't tape it?"
#23
I said no to drugs but they didn't listen.
Oh wait never mind.
I said no to drugs but they didn't listen.
#24
Did you see that Billie Joe Armstrong solo on YouTube???!!!!


Neitehr did I.
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#25
try


Go play in the road

Go run with scisors

Go slide down a woodchipper

Go count all your friends on one hand
Do you remember the time we did that thing...with all the people...and they were like "go, go...so we ran...and they were like "whoa"