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#1
Who would win in a fight to the death....providing they were both alive of course
Helen Keller or Anne Frank

personally, i say helen keller....
anne frank hides from everything....helen keller would have kicked the nazi's asses if they came after her
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#2
Anne Frank, because she would know where Helen Heller was.
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#3
Anne Frank... unless Helen Keller has Daredevil-like powers
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#4
agreed, i think we should change this argument to HIGHLY INTOXICATED ANNE FRANK VS. HELEN KELLER ON STEROIDS. that should make it a more fair fight
#5
Ya, Anne Frank, she's a tough little one. And by the way, you're a sick bastard threadstarter lol
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#6
o come on.....all anne frank would be able to do is run away and write a diary about how scared she is
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#8
anne frank hides from everything? just cuz she hid from NAZIS , whilst on their european tour? i dunno.

anyways, i say , neither would win. cuz theyd fight , then stop , cuz anne would have to record it into her diary, and would hide in the process leaving keller to somehow find her.

id say anne would just follow behind helen to hide. i would. *no disrespect to any blind / deaf / both / people hiding from neo nazis typing their experiences into their blog*
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#10
alcohol and steroids wouldnt really change much......it just make every last attack that anne frank used miss because her depth perception sucks
helen keller, on the other hand, has no depth perception....she can feel vibrations in the ground....the only way anne frank would get an attack in is if she had some kind of super megalomaniacal aerial attack that never misses

EDIT: for the record....i made that all up off the top of my head lol
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#11
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Anne Frank, because she would know where Helen Heller was.

Yeah... pretty much owned.

If you can hide from the NAZIS for several years, I think hiding from a deaf and blind person for the duration of an ass-kicking is pretty much impossibly easy.
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#12
no poll????

but probably anne frank
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you're terrible.
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#14
alcohol and steroids wouldnt really change much......it just make every last attack that anne frank used miss because her depth perception sucks
helen keller, on the other hand, has no depth perception....she can feel vibrations in the ground....the only way anne frank would get an attack in is if she had some kind of super megalomaniacal aerial attack that never misses

EDIT: for the record....i made that all up off the top of my head lol


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who are these people?
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#16
didnt helen keller teach that blind chick stuff?...the name escapes me
and who the fuck is anne frank? didnt she invent hot dogs or something?
#17
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didnt helen keller teach that blind chick stuff?...the name escapes me
and who the fuck is anne frank? didnt she invent hot dogs or something?


Are you serious?

Helen Keller was the blind and deaf girl. Annie Sullivan taught her.

Anne Frank was a Jewish girl, who, with her family and friends, hid in an attic for years in Amsterdam while the Nazis were in control. She got caught and wound up dying in a concentration camp, but her diary from the attic is one of the highest-selling books of all time.
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#18
Anne Frank,

isn't Neutral Milk Hotel's In the Aeroplane Over the Sea about her?
i think it is. where's Heller Keller's Indie classic? exactly

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anne frank hides from everything? just cuz she hid from NAZIS , whilst on their european tour?

haha
you make it sound theyre a touring family band
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#22
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haha
you make it sound theyre a touring family band



EDIT: I'd win the fight.
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#23
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dude....you clearly need to learn to read
ive been laid.....and i fail to see how that would interact with my thinking....just because i go off in to random rants like that doesnt really mean that i think to seriously about it all
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#25
If Anne Frank hid, Helen Keller would never find her. My votes for Anne.
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dude....you clearly need to learn to read
ive been laid.....and i fail to see how that would interact with my thinking....just because i go off in to random rants like that doesnt really mean that i think to seriously about it all


i don't care if you've been laid (liar) and if its so unimportant than don't get so serious, dawg......
#27
how disrespectful...
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#28
HAHAHAHA


great thread.

probably Anne Frank, because she could see/hear Helen.
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#29
This thread is awful...


Helen Keller, Anne frank was too scared and her story is much more boring
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#31
oh god... what else will people think of to draw humor from...
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#34
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wasn't Anne Frank deaf dumb and blind?

nope

hellen keller gets my vote cause anne frank got me a bad grade in 7th grade reading class...

of course maybe if it had been interesting i would have read it........
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#35
aw cmon
Helen Keller ftw
anyone that can handle braille stop signs, plungers in the toilet, hot irons to the face, and a constant rearrangement of the furniture is definately badass
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#36
i can`t help but think of Clerks 2 whilst reading this.
"Wasn't Anne Frank the deaf, dumb and blind one?"
"NO that was Hellen Keller!"
#37
Helen Keller would totally pull a Daredevil and pwn Anne Frank like there's no tomorrow. Besides, if I keep this fantasy going, Carmen Elektra might show up.
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#38
this thread is disgusting. anne frank is one of my favorite historical figures because of how brave she was, and what she had to go through.

ps helen would win.
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#39
To paraphrase the Monarch: "No one cares who would win in a magical fantasy fistfight between Anne Frank and Helen Keller!"

What a fucked up thread...
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#40
Anne gets my vote. I mean, how hard would it be to kick a deaf, blind and dumb chicks ass?
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