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#1
Whats the quickest way to get $100 like withing a week. And no prostitution and selling drugs are not options.
EDIT: For those wondering why i need money i am currently running my Fender Eric Clapton Stratocaster through a Behringer GMX212 which is pretty much a sin. $100 gets me an epiphone valve jr untill the end of the summer when i will have about $1500 for an all tube half stack of some sort. I was thinking maybe a B-52 AT-100. I already have a vintage 212 cab for the valve jr and a pedal board so i wont need to mod it. There now you have my reasons...post away.
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#3
Kill a parent and collect their life insurance.
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#4
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Kill a parent and collect their life insurance.

That takes more than a week....for the paperworks to get through...
#5
sperm donor
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#6
Rob a bank, rob an old lady, get a ****ing job.
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#7
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Sell your guitar and amp.

HAHA, i dont think anyone would pay $100 for my Behringer GMX212 and i WILL NOT sell my clapton strat for $100
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#8
Quote by soul_power
HAHA, i dont think anyone would pay $100 for my Behringer GMX212 and i WILL NOT sell my clapton strat for $100

then sell it for 600 and whamo u got more then you even wanted, you can just recycle the rest of the money that you didnt want.
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#11
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Rob a bank, rob an old lady, get a ****ing job.

Ok lets see here, theres no bank in my town, all the old people are armed and the 4 places in town cinsist of a ranger station, the school a shell and an iga grocery store. None have job openings, i already checked. Thats what happens when u live in a town w/ 1,600 people.
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#12
donate blood?
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#13
Steal some dope and sell it at school.
Or get a job.
Or, during the summer, mow five people's lawns for $20 each.
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#14
*mind wanders to Why Don't You Get A Job"

Sperm donor, donate blood (I didn't know you can get money from that?)
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#15
busk you idiot!
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WRONG.

The only reason it exists is because drugs get people fucked up, and people love getting fucked up.

#16
you get $20 for donating blood at bloodbanks abd can only do it once every two weeks, its hard as hell to get aproved for sperm donation and the whole process takes almost a year.
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#17
Sounds wierd, but I took a pot of brasso with me to a few estates and offered to shine up peoples letter boxes and metal door numbers for £2. I made £60 in 3 days...
#18
Unless you don't have some very good friends with lots of drugs, selling drugs would be the easiest way. You could make over $100 just with a handful of marijuana, or whatever else everyone is into these days.

Or you could just make a couple of shady/gangster friends and ask if you could sell stuff for them. Cell phones, SIM cards, whatever.
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#21
For Christ's sakes, if you're going to ask for advice, don't shoot down everything someone gives to you.

Here's an idea: figure it out for yourself.
#22
selling sperm and blood is the best.
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#24
Steps
Write a list of things you are good at.

Now think of some things that is need in your community that you can provide in one way or another. Write a list of them.

Match up pairs of what you can do (eg. Good at Cooking - Need someone to provide cakes/Flea Market)

Do some research on places where to sell and what the things you need cost.

Create a business plan to help you work out: How much is it going to cost? How much am I going to get out of it(Profit)? Where am I going to sell my product/services?

Asses your risks. If you don't seriously consider what can {and often will} go wrong, not only will you have trouble meeting your expectations, but you create a greater risk of failure. Ask: what is wrong with my location, product, financing, staff, customer base, marketing, etc.

Mitigate all plausible risks. Risk is unavoidable - all you can do is choose those you are wilingto accept and have a rough plan to deal with the rest.
Get prepared. Create stock, Create a flyer, plan how to decorate the stall(If you are going to the flea market), Check the stock and prepare a cash box with some money in it for change.

Figure out your resources: money, time, tools and people. You will probably need to draw from all of them at some point. Think about what you may still need and try to come up with a way to get it.
Remember that it won't, I can tell you now, IT WON'T WORK THE FIRST TIME!!! So keep trying.

Another money making Idea is to check what you don't use anymore, but still sell-able.

Set Prices for the Items.

Sell them at your Local flea market or trade them in at places like 'Cash Crusaders' or 'Cash Converters' or sell them to your friends who need it.


Tips
This is only the basics, like I said in the beginning, so you can later on create you own Idea.

Try to use Ideas that is in other places and not in your Town or community.


Warnings
Only try to do things you are capable of and within your reach.

Be cautious for copyrighted stuff which you aren't allowed to sell.

Don't underestimate your need for advertising. No new business should rely on word of mouth or walk by traffic solely. Your best customers could be socially isolated and home bound.

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#25
partypoker.com

You kinda need to know how to play poker though, and you could end up losing money :S

My mate made $100 in a couple of days - then lost it all soon afterwards :P
#26
Quote by Kyle_Brewer
Steps
Write a list of things you are good at.

Now think of some things that is need in your community that you can provide in one way or another. Write a list of them.

Match up pairs of what you can do (eg. Good at Cooking - Need someone to provide cakes/Flea Market)

Do some research on places where to sell and what the things you need cost.

Create a business plan to help you work out: How much is it going to cost? How much am I going to get out of it(Profit)? Where am I going to sell my product/services?

Asses your risks. If you don't seriously consider what can {and often will} go wrong, not only will you have trouble meeting your expectations, but you create a greater risk of failure. Ask: what is wrong with my location, product, financing, staff, customer base, marketing, etc.

Mitigate all plausible risks. Risk is unavoidable - all you can do is choose those you are wilingto accept and have a rough plan to deal with the rest.
Get prepared. Create stock, Create a flyer, plan how to decorate the stall(If you are going to the flea market), Check the stock and prepare a cash box with some money in it for change.

Figure out your resources: money, time, tools and people. You will probably need to draw from all of them at some point. Think about what you may still need and try to come up with a way to get it.
Remember that it won't, I can tell you now, IT WON'T WORK THE FIRST TIME!!! So keep trying.

Another money making Idea is to check what you don't use anymore, but still sell-able.

Set Prices for the Items.

Sell them at your Local flea market or trade them in at places like 'Cash Crusaders' or 'Cash Converters' or sell them to your friends who need it.


Tips
This is only the basics, like I said in the beginning, so you can later on create you own Idea.

Try to use Ideas that is in other places and not in your Town or community.


Warnings
Only try to do things you are capable of and within your reach.

Be cautious for copyrighted stuff which you aren't allowed to sell.

Don't underestimate your need for advertising. No new business should rely on word of mouth or walk by traffic solely. Your best customers could be socially isolated and home bound.

/WikiHow.



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#32
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donate blood?

do·nate Pronunciation (dnt, d-nt)
v. do·nat·ed, do·nat·ing, do·nates
v.tr.
To present as a gift to a fund or cause; contribute.

Donations don't get you money, only warm fuzzy feelings, and in this case faint spells.
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#33
Quote by soul_power
HAHA, i dont think anyone would pay $100 for my Behringer GMX212 and i WILL NOT sell my clapton strat for $100

A Clapton strat through a Behringer amp!?!? I believe ive just crapped myself....

But to stay on topic, i would collect a sh!tload of pop cans along the road and take them to the recycling center

or you could always sell your soul to the devil
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#34
Allright. Go around and ask people to donate money to the Research of Brokedness-of-guitaristsia.
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#35
Stand outside of a wal-mart with a table and a bucket and a homemade sign saying "Support the Troops" and give hugs to people who donate.
#36
how much money do you get for sperm anywayz
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#37
How about you tell us why you're trying to earn $100 in ONE week, since you are in such a hurry, and save us some time writing in this stupid thread trying to help you.

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#38
Quote by ian_mcpike1990
A Clapton strat through a Behringer amp!?!? I believe ive just crapped myself....

Yes i know $1500 guitar through a $250 SS modeling amp. Its a bit of a long story. I got the amp when i was just starting out before i even found UG, knew nothing about tone and it sounded good to my untrained ears. Now i realize that i should have waited on the amp. Hence why i want $100. Epi Valve Jr untill the end of this summer when i will most likely buy a B-52 AT-100.
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Please don't tell me I'm the only one that clicked this thread thinking I would learn how to make my guitar sound like a grizzly bear.
Last edited by soul_power at Mar 18, 2007,
#39
k, now that you have my reasons give me some suggestions
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#40
hmm.... the most logical thing I can can think of is selling something. That always helps. Or find an old wallet that ya left 5 bucks in at the back of your socks drawer.
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