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Well... where to start..... My sister was on an instant messenger when she gets off and goes to the shop well im all alone so i get on the computer and go on pron and when im all done i click one of the convos and realise im on a webcam to one of her friends...... OMGD
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#4
thats pure genius. You cretin, I hope they filmed it and show it to everyone you know!
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Internet Connection: $20
Getting caught masturbating on webcam: priceless
#9
Even if you're just joking, that is still one of the best stories I've ever heard
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thats pure genius. You cretin, I hope they filmed it and show it to everyone you know!

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*snort*
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One bit of advice. Laugh about it, and don't get cut when people bring this up on every birthday for the rest of your life.
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#20
HAHAHA. That ALMOST happened to... my friend... once.
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#24
hahahahaha oh geez that's like walking in on your sibling when they're masturbating to porn hahahaha
#26
well its a true story so she told my sister and my sister told my brothers and my dad. So i cant look them in the eyes anymore.
#28
well i looked up and she was sitting there laughing.... I was sooo mortified...
#31
that is hillarious. i seriously lol'd.
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#32
hahahahaha what did the person say after they saw u?
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well its a true story so she told my sister and my sister told my brothers and my dad. So i cant look them in the eyes anymore.


Don't worry dude, It's not anything that will last the rest of your life. I can only respect you for having to go through this, sorry about the pwned post.
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its cool, well she didnt type she just laughed until i walked away fromt he computer speedily, then the next my sister got a phone called and as soon as i heard that disgusted laugh i knew it was bad so I ran to her but she'd already told my brother and then he told my dad, luckily my mum doesnt know.
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