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#1
Can you spin a pencil around your thumb?

Flip some poker chips?

post your favorite utter time wasting party tricks
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#2
Blowing stuff up with my mind


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#4
I can do some pentrix.
I'm trying to master the thing where you make a coin flip across your knuckles.
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#5
I wanna learn how to blow smoke rings.
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#8
I can flip a coin/pick across my knuckles.
"You cant fight in here, this is the war room!"
#9
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I can make my penis hard if I think a lot.

o rly?
“Science cannot solve the ultimate mystery of nature. And that is because, in the last analysis, we ourselves are part of nature and therefore part of the mystery that we are trying to solve.”


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#13
i can urinate on people off roofs, while drunk, WITHOUT FALLING OFF!
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#16
I have the ability to kill a yak from 200 yards away.

WITH MIND BULLETS!!!



But I honeslty don't have TOO many special abilities or tricks.

I can make a spacy noise by tapping on my strings on my guitar and using an effects on my ZOOM pedal.

That's about it, as far as I know. I might, I just can't think of it at the moment.
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#18
Quote by fallenangel20
I have the ability to kill a yak from 200 yards away.

WITH MIND BULLETS!!!


Classic

I have no tricks. But, a friend of mine practicaly lives for them. He does magic tricks, and do the coin flips and everything. Some of it is pretty cool.
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can i get a tl;dr up in this bitch?

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usually, this is often discussed in the political threads ...

let's change the question: are you pro or antti niemi?
#19
i can make my eyes vibrate, move them separately like a chameleon, and blow air out of them... my eyes are pretty fucked up, aren't they?
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With your head upon my chest

Where I will annoy you
With every waking breath
Until you, decide to wake up
#21
i can flip a dagger and a coin around my nuckles
count money really fast
blow into a cup that has any liquid inside and make a super high pitched sound
sharp shoot with a hand gun (9mm,golden eagle and a few others) from far away
and i can snipe with my dad's sniper gun collection
#22
i'm uber flexible.
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#24
i can play guitar witgh my penis, but thats less a trick and more of an integral part of my playing technique.
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#25
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I can blow bubbles off of my tongue. into the air. They fly.

shit! you stole mine

but at least i can blow smoke rings
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#26
Quote by 13579ed
I can blow bubbles off of my tongue. into the air. They fly.

my friend can do that, i tried but they just pop
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#27
oh and my arms,hands, legs are really flexible i can put both legs behind my head.
i can twist my arms in a full circle. pull both thumbs all the way backward
and my fingers can do bend and snap and i can do other things
#28
Quote by Metal claw
I can masturbate and brush my teeth at the same time.


...I don't EVEN want to know what you use for toothpaste...




I guess one ability I have is ranting/arguing with a kid about Slipknot being metal (I was on the the side of "They're not metal") and write a 5 page essay on how music affects teens at the same time.

Pretty skillful IMO.
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#29
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I can make my penis hard if I think a lot.

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#30
I make referrences to people's mothers and to Starwars alot.

Does that count for anything?
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Yeh this guy knows his ****... just listen to him XD


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NaivexLi is anything but naive. His post was a pretty good source of info.


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#31
Quote by NaivexLi
I make referrences to people's mothers and to Starwars alot.

Does that count for anything?

I make references to people's mothers and everything
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god placed the fossils in earth to confuse the humans into thinking that earth is older than it actually is, therefore, making men try and think outside the box....

just kidding, there is no god



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#32
Quote by Dirge Humani
Yep, there it goes. Better get the old beatin' stick.




You're one of my favorite UGers, I'm not gonna lie to you. Whenever I see your avatar, I know I'm in for a treat.
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#33
i can stand with both of my feet pointing backwards.


and in effect my knees are turning to shit.
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#35
I can do the splits.
Then everyone goes "LAWL J00 MUST NOT HAVE BALLZ!"
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Epiphone Les Paul Standard Plain-top
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Oh, and I have a Squier VM Jazz Bass too.
#36
alright, im about to own all of you. I swear to god, im not lying about ANYTHING that I say here.
I can crack all of my fingers (all three knuckles, + the repeaters), my wrists, my knees, my ankles as much as I want, all of my toes, every vertebrae in my back at least twice in a row, and my neck about 20 times in one sittling. I am double jointed in my left thumb and my right shoulder :I can pop my thumb out to be completley parrellel with my hand, and I can dislocate my shoulder on will. I can stand with both of my feet pointing opposite directions. I can make my ear fart (but it really hurts, u use vacum pressure). I can do the water droplet noise, the owl/morning dove call with my hands, pop my cheek(but thats so easy it almost doesnt count), I can play throat, and and I can clap my hands in front of my mouth to make sound, and can actually play songs using that method. This is the best one though: I hit the top of my head with my knucles really hard w/ my mouth open, and a sound comes out. I can play songs ranging from the mario theme (my most popular), to the melody of any new song you can think of. There is a certain wall in my school's basement that I can run on, and I can also "run up" the same wall to jump about 20 feet in the air and touch the ceiling. I can jump over really tall things (things that are about as tall as my chest), and can jump really high in general. If there are two walls close to each other (anywhere from 4-5 feet apart), I can brace my back against one wall, and my feet against the other, and I can shimmey up a wall. I can throw a guitar pick like some people can throw cards, and i;m actually getting pretty accurate.
Thats all I can think of for now, Ill post again, im sure. I know Im forgetting something. . .
#39
yeah i can do the water drop noise. it takes so ****ing long to learn though :/
member #3 of the "WELOVEREGGAE" club

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Just tell her you're going over to her house to play tiddlywinks and mack that shit.



SPARTAN 296 OF UG'S 300

Jackson Dinky: $67/$499

Master Chief of the UG Society of Ninjas
#40
Quote by Metal claw
I can masturbate and brush my teeth at the same time.



I can:
- Shoot bubbles off of my tongue
- Lots of magic tricks
- Some pen tricks
- Moonwalk
- Make fart sounds with my arm, leg, ear, eye (and ass)
- Impersonate John Madden
- Make a mean quesadilla
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