#1
first i go to the movies and see 300 (omg its a must see) with a friend and 2 girls. then on the way back at around 1200 we pick up some beer and plan on crashing at my house. then my friend isnt allowed to stay at my house so the 2 girls just decide to go home. and the girl i like and she even said she liked me, decided she didnt want to hang out anymore after my friend had to go home. i didnt get ****ing shit from her tonight... and i bought her movie ticket! and she blows me off! so now im f*cking sitting here getting drunk by myself with the beer that was for all of us.... how pathetic

i guess friends can dick you over
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#2
I sat home and surfed the interwebs the whole day.

I haven't even watched 300 yet...which is sad, because I've been waiting months for it to come out.

I...I think I'm starting to forget what beer tastes like.

*drools*
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#3
I had a decent one until tonight. I just heard my mom cry in genuine grief for the first time in seventeen years, and WOW does it sound weird.
#4
Wow, sounds better than mine. I sat home all day, watched star wars 2 and played guitar.
#5
i saw 300 today, and finaly watched Borat
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#7
I went to Chili's. It was my brother's birthday.
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#8
eh now that i think about it, after hearing all your stories, i did have a decent one. and still going! drink on! ps our sports team is called the Sailors, and yes, we drink like sailors!
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#9
maybe she didnt trust you enough to be alone wit ya.....seriously you might look like a perv and not even know it
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#10
I broke my left pointer finger in a benching-related accident.
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#11
i'm sorry, varga88

threadstarter, what are you so worked up over? she said she liked you already.
#12
I bought a zong and a sick matching bowl, got some weed and hash and got high with my girlfriend and then watched Borat. It wasn't bad. I was supposed to see 300 today tho but instead am going to tomorrow.
#13
Meh, tonight my mom told my little brother to leave the house and never come back, spitefully screaming that she wouldn't care if he got killed out in the streets. The worse part was that my lil' bro actually listened to her crazy-talk and packed his backpack, only to have my mom go into an overly dramatic - albeit sincerely impassioned - monologue that climaxed with the aforementioned wailing.


*sorry I just need to get this out of my system since I wouldn't ever tell this to anyone I know in real life*
#14
Why do people who aren't Irish celebrate St. Patrick's day? More to the point, why do people from America celebrate St. Patrick's day?
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#15
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Why do people who aren't Irish celebrate St. Patrick's day? More to the point, why do people from America celebrate St. Patrick's day?
It's an excuse to get drunk.
#16
I've spent the past couple hours in a ridiculously accident-filled attempt to restring my guitar... I now have 4/6 strings done and 6/10 fingers bandaged.
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#17
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It's an excuse to get drunk.


Aye, I know that much. Most people don't need an excuse to get drunk anyway. Friday night is seemingly a good enough excuse from them to go out and get pissed.
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#18
I reffed football games, then went out with family and friends to the local BJ's and had some drinks. My Paddy's Day actually went pretty well, I feel a little bad now hearing how shitty yawn's day was...
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#19
Well for me I played in an Indoor Soccer tournament. Scoring 5 goals in 3 games. And then played guitar. Not that exciting really.
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#20
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I've spent the past couple hours in a ridiculously accident-filled attempt to restring my guitar... I now have 4/6 strings done and 6/10 fingers bandaged.

man that sucks...i broke my G-string today .....


man that sounds so wrong....

but ya it almost hit me in the face
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#21
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I broke my left pointer finger in a benching-related accident.

What the fuck did you do? Try and wrestle with it? Box with it? Or did you, like, borrow something from it, and you didn't have collateral, you know, and he like, broke your finger, to kinda show that he meant business? It happens man. You should see my middle finger. Bends like a wet noodle.

Or are you just fat and you sat on your hand or something. That makes more sense.
#22
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man that sucks...i broke my G-string today .....


man that sounds so wrong....

but ya it almost hit me in the face


lol Iwas close to being hit in the face a few times, but "luckily" I just got my fingertips peppered by string ends.
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#23
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my dad had a stroke.

Happy St. Patricks Day!

Is he okay?

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#24
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What the fuck did you do? Try and wrestle with it? Box with it? Or did you, like, borrow something from it, and you didn't have collateral, you know, and he like, broke your finger, to kinda show that he meant business? It happens man. You should see my middle finger. Bends like a wet noodle.

Or are you just fat and you sat on your hand or something. That makes more sense.


I think he's referring to a benchPRESS related accident. But I'm not certain.

I had my family b-day party today.
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#25
i broke my wrist and my ankle today at my friend's house and then when i was lying there in agony his neighbors came over sprayed me with a hose and then pinched me cuz i wasn't wearing green
it was sad
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#26
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I think he's referring to a benchPRESS related accident. But I'm not certain.

I think you'll find that all my points still stand.

Oh, and I ate some instant noodles and drank no-name diet cola. So pretty much every Saturday.
#27
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i broke my wrist and my ankle today at my friend's house and then when i was lying there in agony his neighbors came over sprayed me with a hose and then pinched me cuz i wasn't wearing green
it was sad


Man that sucks...
#28
I went to work. yelled at my co-slackers. considered getting a new guitar...ate in-n-out and watched south park after buying every bad religion cd at the store. waited for the bus for two hours, then got assaulted by a homeless man with colon cancer and a kidney infection after being mistaked for a prostitute. another normal day.
#29
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i broke my wrist and my ankle today at my friend's house and then when i was lying there in agony his neighbors came over sprayed me with a hose and then pinched me cuz i wasn't wearing green
it was sad

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That would've been great for Youtube.
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#30
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Aye, I know that much. Most people don't need an excuse to get drunk anyway. Friday night is seemingly a good enough excuse from them to go out and get pissed.
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#32
I masturbated. And watched the AssRammer thing. And went to Taco Bell with my mom. My friends are bitches, they were gone all break.

In fact it's been pretty lonely and depressing and I've felt pretty awful lately. I've been trying to do all kinds of things, learning new skills and finishing old projects, I haven't had any luck with any of it. It's actually been a really awful March Break.


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#33
Nothing bad happened today. So yeah I guess I did have a good day
#34
Quote by The Lock Smith
first i go to the movies and see 300 (omg its a must see) with a friend and 2 girls. then on the way back at around 1200 we pick up some beer and plan on crashing at my house. then my friend isnt allowed to stay at my house so the 2 girls just decide to go home. and the girl i like and she even said she liked me, decided she didnt want to hang out anymore after my friend had to go home. i didnt get ****ing shit from her tonight... and i bought her movie ticket! and she blows me off! so now im f*cking sitting here getting drunk by myself with the beer that was for all of us.... how pathetic

i guess friends can dick you over


Get over it!
#35
Quote by The Lock Smith
first i go to the movies and see 300 (omg its a must see) with a friend and 2 girls. then on the way back at around 1200 we pick up some beer and plan on crashing at my house. then my friend isnt allowed to stay at my house so the 2 girls just decide to go home. and the girl i like and she even said she liked me, decided she didnt want to hang out anymore after my friend had to go home. i didnt get ****ing shit from her tonight... and i bought her movie ticket! and she blows me off! so now im f*cking sitting here getting drunk by myself with the beer that was for all of us.... how pathetic

i guess friends can dick you over


She didn't put out because you bought her a movieticket?! How prude.
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#37
Mine was kinda bad I think. I got drunk in town, and I don't remember how I got home or anythin', and my girlfriend is REALLY pissed at me, and I don't even know what I've done
#38
Quote by The Young Page
i broke my wrist and my ankle today at my friend's house and then when i was lying there in agony his neighbors came over sprayed me with a hose and then pinched me cuz i wasn't wearing green
it was sad


What the hell? America is weird, mang.
#39
Quote by Smokey Amp
Aye, I know that much. Most people don't need an excuse to get drunk anyway. Friday night is seemingly a good enough excuse from them to go out and get pissed.



Whats wrong with that ?


And am I the only one that thinks the threadstarter is a tosser for saying that the girl owed him something in return for the movie ticket? No wonder she went home, if you're only after one thing.

EDIT : ^^^^Looks like I'm not the only one lol.
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#40
I didn't do anything. I have a very nasty chest infection.
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