#1
My band got a spot in the battle of the bands at a local school, and we thought the date was when I was on holiday in Italy.

Not a problem, i'm rock and roll, i'd fly back for one gig.

Then we find out it's been switched to the day that our drummer is Germany.

Damn.

#2
When i was in the battle of the bands i won and got a hot chick in a cake as a prize.
Wait, no one cares
#3
That is actually the best title for a thread ever. I laaavv it, lav it lav it laaaaaave it.
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#8
I think he wants to hear other bad luck stories.


p.s someone define sod's law please, I'm a god damned n00b i tell thee.
#9
If your drummer aint "rock n roll" enough to fly back for one gig, kick his fat ass out and find someone else to fill in on drums for the show.
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#10
Alix D can i just say, it's people like you who give us english the tea drinking stereotype by starting a song saying "hold on I need to finish my cup of tea" in a typically british accent!

Damn you to hell


It's a good song though
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#11
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Alix D can i just say, it's people like you who give us english the tea drinking stereotype by starting a song saying "hold on I need to finish my cup of tea" in a typically british accent!

Damn you to hell

It's a good song though


Well, we do drink a lot of tea and thank you

Lol, I don't want to hear bad luck stories, I just wanted to say it

I define Sod's Law as 'What can go wrong, will go wrong', although, some people call it Murphey's Law, they're very similar