#1
ok, this was inspired by that what girls should know about guys thing, a little while back my friend told me this thing once which is basically doublespeak for what people say to the opposite sex so example-

you have beautiful eyes: you have nice boobs

so heres what he said thing mean-

you're nice: ugly but good personality

you're/thats sweet: you're/thats small and insignifigant

hot/pretty: good looking but stupid

you're beautiful: good looking, good personality

So do you guys find this to be true? i think in some cases yes it is but in others its not, as always, you can't generalise, anyone else have any more of these?
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#2
Quote by donender

you have beautiful eyes: you have nice boobs





that ones not. my gf has like the most ****ign amazing eyes in the world.

so when i say it its true.
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#4
She says "What do you want to do tonight?"
I say "Lets stay in and have a quiet one."
What I really mean is "I want to **** you."

Simple, yet effective means of trickery.
Last edited by Centurion at Mar 18, 2007,
#5
^^ Seconded
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#7
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The sweet thing isn't true usually.


I beg to differ. Sweet is almost always used in a condescending manner.
#8
Other than the eyes and "pretty" (I've always thought of pretty as beautiful, but not as strong of a word), I'd say it's pretty on the money.
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#9
Quote by Centurion
I beg to differ. Sweet is almost always used in a condescending manner.

Really?

I've never used it that way...maybe thats why people dislike me

#10
^ nah, they dislike you 'cause they're afraid you'll hit 'em when you fling your guitar around like that.
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#11
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^ nah, they dislike you 'cause they're afraid you'll hit 'em when you fling your guitar around like that.

Yeah...the hitting is from the guitar flinging... ¬.¬ yeah...

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#12
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This better not be, my best girl friend's nickname for me is sweetie...

Your avatar mesmerizes me......
#13
It's mostly bull imho
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