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#1
Like the Dreadnought jokes thread, except waaaaaay better.

Let's hear jokes about the bestest mod eva!
#2
primusfan can ban assrammer123
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#3
what do you get when you cross a parrot and a shoe?
primusfan
*comedic drum sound*
(hope i don't get warned..)

#4
this is autistic...
I like your Christ; I do not like your Christians. Your Christians are so unlike your Christ.
-Mohandas Gandhi
#6
Im a little scared to make a joke on a mod
Quote by Meths

Obviously I'm biased towards the correct point of view. What kind of retard isn't?


#8
During sex, primusfan is always on top because he never fucks up.
Last edited by bigwillie at Mar 18, 2007,
#10
What happened when primusfan turned his Computer On?

Computer Said No.
LAMMERGEIER
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#11
Quote by JC13
What do you get when you cross Kensai and primusfan??


Pure awesomeness

primusfan does not use spell check. If he happens to misspell a word, Oxford will simply change the actual spelling of it.


When primusfan's wife burned the turkey one thanksgiving, primusfan said, "don't worry about it honey," and went into his backyard. He came back five minutes later with a live turkey, ate it whole, and when he threw it up a few seconds later it was fully cooked and came with cranberry sauce. When his wife asked him how he had done it, he gave her a roundhouse kick to the face and said, "Never question primusfan."
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#12
primusfan is actually a mixture of a panther and talcum powder. That baby butt eater!
Quote by heavyairship
dying hurts

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#13
Quote by glm
primusfan made 50 Cent cry.


That joke was almost as big a flop as primusfan's sex life...
#18
I was gunna say that, but decided not to.

I guess semi opperatible minds think alike. cheers:
#19
primusfan>you
sry thats all i could think of
Quote by Jack Off Jill
Better than hooked on crack, I suppose. I'd rather know my kids are safe at home beating their meat than out in the world robbing old women for their crack fix.

Quote by *sigh*
What a huge coincidence. I have a butthole also.
#21
wait...primusfan>assrammer123
Quote by Jack Off Jill
Better than hooked on crack, I suppose. I'd rather know my kids are safe at home beating their meat than out in the world robbing old women for their crack fix.

Quote by *sigh*
What a huge coincidence. I have a butthole also.
#22
Quote by Shredder6
primusfan has body odor


So does your mom.


(OOOOOOO!!!! Wait.... Luke isn't here.....)

primusfan can slam a revolving door.
#23
The boogie man checks his closet at night for primusfan

Stolen from a Chuck Norris joke...<_< >_>
DANNY

Quote by kevinm4435 to some guy
hey d00d i herd u dont like shred u r a genius 4 thinkin dat. all shred is fukin lame wit no soul u no wat im sayin??
#26
When primusfan eats blueberry yogurt, he doesn't need a spoon. He uses the force of his lungs to blow the yogurt, and it orbits around the Earth. Then, primusfan simply turns his head, and catches it in his mouth.

And one more thing.....


primusfan DOESN'T EAT BLUEBERRY YOGURT! *Roundhouse kick to face*
#28
haha, everyone's just using Chuck Norris jokes.
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#30
primusfan can suck and blow at the same time... in the least gay way possible, of course.


Why did the Chicken cross the road?...... primusfan

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?.... primusfan

Two Jews walk into a bar.....primusfan
#32
What's wrong with you people?
According to BS statistics, 92% of teens have moved on to rap. If you're among the 8% who doesn't consider rap to be real music, donate your brains, as you clearly aren't using them.
#34
most countrys dont fuck with americans
americans dont fuck asians
asians dont fuck with godzilla
godzilla dont fuck withprimusfan


so technically noone fucks with primusfan
#35
Quote by Bpags868
haha, everyone's just using Chuck Norris jokes.


Mine technically wasn't a Chuck Norris joke, because I made it up.
#36
primusfan Can divide by 0 and SQUARE ROOT IT
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[20:35] <Horrid> I'm gonna go gay for you.


(23:03:22) <OptimusPrime> I hate black people


DOES NOT HATE JOSH KLINGHOFFER
#39
primusfan once took his family to Sea World. While watching one of the shows, Shamu splashed the audience getting primusfan all wet. In a fit of rage, primusfan hollered, "No one splashes primusfan!". He then dove into the tank, threw Shamu into the audience, and proceeded to splash the whale, calling out, "How do you like it?". primusfan then proceeded to complete the show all by himself.


EDIT: not a Chuck Norris joke.......but a Bill Brasky one!
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