#1
i cant find too much info on it. i googled it but couldnt find anything good. i just saw a commercial for it and it was like sexial protective shower gel... what exactly does it do?
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#2
It's a shower gel. It cleans you and it smells good , that's it, man.
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#3
well i found some info about how its stimulating or something... and it was just shower just it would be called "Axe shower gel" buts its different than the normal stuff.
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#4
It'll get you a hot chick with a fabulous ass wearing a black bikini on the beach.

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#5
It's all a marketing ploy. Though the ladies like it when you're clean and smell nice using Axe isn't a fool-proof way into their pants.
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#6
It's a rip off of Lynx, complete rip-off!
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#7
Surely personality matters a damn sight more than what fecking shower gel you use.
But not smelling helps a lot.
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#8
It isn't axe that has adverts saying that...

It's LYNX!
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I don't know what you internet geeks are talking about.

I use Axe, and I get more pussy than the cat shelter.
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#12
It doesn't do anything sex-wise, it just smells good.
I wear it, along with the matching body spray

EDIT: Look up Lynx (not the cat) in Wikipedia. It redirects to Axe.
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#14
I have Axe shower gel, but not the new sexual one. I looked at the ingredients on mine, turns out there are two different pheromones in there. I've actually used it to moderate success.

Edit: And it smells good too.
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Baz, so you're telling me the axe stuff that is sold here, is the same company that makes Lynx?.....
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#17
yeah, its LYNX. Americans are silly :p us brits know exactly that its does nothing else other than clean your bits and make them smell lovely.
i prefer 'original source, over 600 mint leaves go into making just one bottle' now thats good. and the lemon ones, 11 LEMONS or something.
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yeah, its LYNX. Americans are silly :p us brits know exactly that its does nothing else other than clean your bits and make them smell lovely.
i prefer 'original source, over 600 mint leaves go into making just one bottle' now thats good. and the lemon ones, 11 LEMONS or something.

I challenge you to find me one retarded Brit who thinks it actually has some sort of "attract ladies" effect. Because I know many smart Americans who know the truth, and some dumb ones who believe the ads... if your ads there are the same as they are here I bet there's dumbies like the threadstarter who think it actually does something.
#22
Axe's advertising is so ridiculously over the top...

"If you wear our deodorant, a million half-naked women will swarm at you and crush you to ultimate demise in an ever-growing pile of female flesh"

But then again.... even if it's only 0.01% as effective as they claim, that still leaves 100 halfnaked chicks swarming at you. That's still a hell of a lot better than any other deodorant i've used.
#23
When I wank with Axe in the shower it feels REALLY good.

That's sexual in some sort of way...
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#24
I've noticed the more recent commercials don't mention you smelling better, only that women want you to have sex with you. What a crock of shit. If I was that chick in the bikini, I'd probably want that dude to stay the hell away from my ass. (This is, however, from a biased point of view, seeing as I'm a guy, and I don't want anything touching my ass)

How is it possible that people can be so stupid? Why do they think that spraying Axe will get them laid? It's an honest question. I want to know.
#25
You're all wrong. It's called 'sexual' because they're just selling bottles of splooge with a little bit of aftershave for scent.
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#26
What if the commercials were true..... and you accidentally put on "Axe for women". That would suck.

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#28
I think Axe smells like shit. I can't stand the crap, I go in the locker room and almost choke on the stink....

my girlfriend told me she thought it smelled like shit too, and that what I use (Degree and Wrangler Cologne) was alot better. IDK, whatever you like, but IMO, it's took ****ing strong, even after it wears off some.
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