#1
I just need some evidence that some of the people here are still sane...

Edit: Not the real army, you imbeciles. The "UG Army"
Last edited by umop-3p!sdn at Mar 19, 2007,
#2
Good luck getting it!
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#4
Me.
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#7
Sane? Read my username.
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#8
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Sane? Read my username.

That seems like a perfectly logical, justifiable thing to do.
#9
i dont know about sane but im sane enough to know not to join the army id rather die than join the army
#10
Does the bassist militia want to be a branch of the UGR military?
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#11
um, after all the people seeing 300 i doubt you'll get many people who aren't willing to fight for their country

EDIT

i dont know about sane but im sane enough to know not to join the army id rather die than join the army


you do realize that in the army you have the chance of continuing your life right?
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#12
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um, after all the people seeing 300 i doubt you'll get many people who aren't willing to fight for their country

EDIT


you do realize that in the army you have the chance of continuing your life right?


You're dumb.
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#13
i always thought it would be wrong to get dropped down into a country and start shooting and the guys who had different colored jerseys...
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um, after all the people seeing 300 i doubt you'll get many people who aren't willing to fight for their country

EDIT


you do realize that in the army you have the chance of continuing your life right?

Do you have no idea what Im talking about?
#17
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i dont know about sane but im sane enough to know not to join the army id rather die than join the army


Oh yeah, that makes complete sense...
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#18
Oh shit didnt know he was talking about a ug army, he edited that shit before i wrote what i wrote.
Last edited by 420Incense at Mar 19, 2007,
#19
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People shouldnt join the army, if they want to make something with thier life, people who join the army arnt anything but a drone for a governemnt, you dont have many rights in the army. So stay alive and free and do something that doesnt involve killing other people for a living.


..ok.

THIS THREAD IS NOT ABOUT THE MILITARY.
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#20
Quote by 420Incense
People shouldnt join the army, if they want to make something with thier life, people who join the army arnt anything but a drone for a governemnt, you dont have many rights in the army. So stay alive and free and do something that doesnt involve killing other people for a living.


*smacks 420 around a bit*

we're talking about the UG armies, n00b.
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#21
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People shouldnt join the army, if they want to make something with thier life, people who join the army arnt anything but a drone for a governemnt, you dont have many rights in the army. So stay alive and free and do something that doesnt involve killing other people for a living.


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#22
Wouldn't this make an Army of people that don't want to be in an Army?
#23
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Wouldn't this make an Army of people that don't want to be in an Army?

No. That would be hyppocrtical now, wouldnt it?
#24
i don't get this whole army thing... what are they even fightin with? its a FREE WEBSITE!!!
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#25
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i dont know about sane but im sane enough to know not to join the army id rather die than join the army



good, because in the UG army youd die anyway.
#26
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#27
God... I leave the forum for two hours, and when I come back everyone's talking about "armies", this whole thing is just pointless.
#28
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God... I leave the forum for two hours, and when I come back everyone's talking about "armies", this whole thing is just pointless.

Pointlessly delicous.

EDIT: Rockford Illinois?
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#30
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God... I leave the forum for two hours, and when I come back everyone's talking about "armies", this whole thing is just pointless.

Tell me about it.
#31
naw I spent ten years in the army
I'm to old and fat to join another one
Besides there are much more interesting things to do to people besides killing them
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#32
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Pointlessly delicous.

EDIT: Rockford Illinois?


No... Rockford Michigan..

That's the fifth-sixth time someone's asked me that

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#33
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No... Rockford Michigan..

That's the fifth-sixth time someone's asked me that

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Oh well, Rockford Illinois is a crap hole, and no, it doesn't rock.
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