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#1
Well fighting isnt the answer but i got no choice. Im not gonna go into details but i need advice.Ive never been in a fight so gimme some tips. I work out a lot and I have decent strength but i probably need more than that. Im in 11th grade in high school btw so nothing too serious.
#2
What kind of person are you fighting? Height, weight, etc?

edit: also, what's your height/weight?
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#3
Who are you fighting and why? That sometimes could make a difference. If you need to end it, maybe go for the nose.
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#4
Fighting is not about strength it is about speed. You can be srtong but get knocked out cos you are slow. Hit thiem fast and Hard. Close fist as impact takes place not before.
#5
just start beating the hell out of the other person. it's pretty much how you win a fight...
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#10
true that. But you never know. Some people at my highschool are rather sketchy.
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#11
Learn how to control your adrenaline. So many people let their adrenalin get the best of them and run in swinging like a helicopter - not smart.

Learn how to fight clever - go for knees, ribs etc. Use variety. Theres nothing like a series of heavy body blows to wear down the oppositions stamina.

Also be heartless - don't be afraid to stomp that ****hole once you get the chance.
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#12
yeah exactly... an 11th grade kid is never gonna see it coming. anyways hows he gonna shoot you back with 3 fingers?
#13
Alright we need to make a "The ONLY I need advice about fighting thread."

Cereal.

The people that posts these NEVER post the results anyways.
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Alright we need to make a "The ONLY I need advice about fighting thread."

Cereal.

The people that posts these NEVER post the results anyways.


Well I wouldn't come here and say "Hey guys, I lost the fight."

But yeah, that'd be cool.
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#15
Get a low center of balance as it will allow you to react faster and with greater impact. Keep your body loose and tighten at the moment of impact, whether taking or giving a hit. Guard your chest and abdomen with one arm down and your face and neck with the other arm up, this protects your vitals. Put more weight on your back leg than your leading leg, as this will allow you to absorb more impact if you get hit and give more off when you strike. Speed will make up for any lack of strength you have - if you hit fast enough, the velocity of it really takes care of the attack, rather than the muscles that move the fist. Also - it's easier and less energy consuming if you counter rather than attack. If you predict the fight to last for a fair amount of time, work to counter rather than attack needlessly. Attacking, unless you know how to do it without leaving yourself open, creates opportunities for your opponent. When you're fighting, focus your sight on the torso from the abs up to the neck. This will give you warning before hand as to which part of the body he will attack with, as all motion/force for an attack is driven with either push or torsion from that area. Good luck.
#16
No weapons. Someone will end up dead.

Make sure that you are alone with him, you don't want to end up with 5 of his mates on your back. Punches to the arms hurt, but aim for the stomach to really get them down. However, you can cause serious damage to them i.e. internal bleeding and stuff. Hitting them 'round the head works, but can also cause serious damage. Try to give them a dead arm or dead leg and then pound the shit out of them.

Speed is a valuable asset. But be slightly chivalrous. If they are lying on the floor crying, stop. But if they fight dirty, then beat them to within an inch of their life, and as they lie there crying, tell them why you beat the **** out of them.

Remember though, there is nothing wrong with saving your skin and running off if you are getting the shit beaten out of you. It is better to live and fight another day then to end up in a wheelchair. Although you could argue that it is better to 'Die on your feet than to keep living on your knees'. Up to you.

Just watch out for yourself. Don't do anything too stupid
#17
none of you know anything. Done ninjitsu and boxing. go for him above the ear. it wil ring like hell. if he persists through that then go for hislung area, cant breathe cant fight. hitting his face you can break your own fist. and we dont want our UGer to do that.
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#18
Get the first hit.


Knock that nigga out in one blow.
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Get a low center of balance as it will allow you to react faster and with greater impact. Keep your body loose and tighten at the moment of impact, whether taking or giving a hit. Guard your chest and abdomen with one arm down and your face and neck with the other arm up, this protects your vitals. Put more weight on your back leg than your leading leg, as this will allow you to absorb more impact if you get hit and give more off when you strike. Speed will make up for any lack of strength you have - if you hit fast enough, the velocity of it really takes care of the attack, rather than the muscles that move the fist. Also - it's easier and less energy consuming if you counter rather than attack. If you predict the fight to last for a fair amount of time, work to counter rather than attack needlessly. Attacking, unless you know how to do it without leaving yourself open, creates opportunities for your opponent. When you're fighting, focus your sight on the torso from the abs up to the neck. This will give you warning before hand as to which part of the body he will attack with, as all motion/force for an attack is driven with either push or torsion from that area. Good luck.



good plan batman. Seriously. done any arts?
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Done ninjitsu and boxing. go for him above the ear. it wil ring like hell. if he persists through that then go for hislung area, cant breathe cant fight.


I agree with this, but surely he could do a fair bit of damage to the other guy, and could seriously hurt him, maybe (a bit extreme, I know) even kill him? I don't want a UGer to end up in prison on manslaughter charges because of our advice
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none of you know anything. Done ninjitsu and boxing. go for him above the ear. it wil ring like hell. if he persists through that then go for hislung area, cant breathe cant fight. hitting his face you can break your own fist. and we dont want our UGer to do that.


Hitting any part of another person is cause for injury if you don't know how to do it properly. It's non specific to the face.
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good plan batman. Seriously. done any arts?



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#23
They call it a hook for a reason, dont just punch. Use your body.

EDIT reading the earlier posts, if you don't want to hurt the guy too bad, just go for the old black eye. Not only will it hurt, but it will hurt his pride for a few weeks walking round with a purple eye.
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#24
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I agree with this, but surely he could do a fair bit of damage to the other guy, and could seriously hurt him, maybe (a bit extreme, I know) even kill him? I don't want a UGer to end up in prison on manslaughter charges because of our advice



haha. not if you punch above it i don't mean the temple. The ear can deafen him and the temple can kill him but in year 11 you don't OFTEN get kids with that strength. Some kid kicked my Dog the other day and he got the ear treatment. He didn't do it again.

And anyway if you want to be impressive uppercut the jaw, only if he goes for you first though. This can cause the brain to roll back in his head, K'Oing him for a while. I suggest this being a light/medium punch so that it hurts him and IF it knocks him out it will only do it for 10 seconds max?
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#25
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No weapons. Someone will end up dead.



thats the point.

Seriously when he comes up you draw your gun and shoot him in the head, then rape his girlfriend and/or sister(s) for good measure, then hell never fuck with you again.

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Ninjitsu owns all the above. Although if I dont HAPPEN to have a wakazashi or a Tanto or something like that then the hand to hand in Ninjitsu is only really to get ready for a stab which is a let down. In the west learning how to assasinate...Hmm...lol
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#27
If you are able to use pressure points above the collar bone. If you do it right he will fall, and for some people it numbs their arm.
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#28
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Ninjitsu owns all the above.


Ninjitsu isn't really a fighting art, its more concerned with assassination and espionage.
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#29
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haha. not if you punch above it i don't mean the temple. The ear can deafen him and the temple can kill him but in year 11 you don't OFTEN get kids with that strength. Some kid kicked my Dog the other day and he got the ear treatment. He didn't do it again.

And anyway if you want to be impressive uppercut the jaw, only if he goes for you first though. This can cause the brain to roll back in his head, K'Oing him for a while. I suggest this being a light/medium punch so that it hurts him and IF it knocks him out it will only do it for 10 seconds max?


Yeah, ****ing about with vunrable areas is bad. I was messing about in my maths lesson with mate giving each other dead arms or somthing (we was in year 10 , oh the folly of youth), anyway I punched him on the side of his head, and he just collapsed at the desk for about half an hour. I was shit scared I hurt him bad. He woke up mumbling and said he had noidea what happened.
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#30
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Ninjitsu isn't really a fighting art, its more concerned with assassination and espionage.



Yeah thats true but it still helps me in a scrape. Prefer boxing though cause in a country l ike england a ninjitsu fighting stance just entertains people not threaten them. haha
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#31
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Yeah thats true but it still helps me in a scrape. Prefer boxing though cause in a country l ike england a ninjitsu fighting stance just entertains people not threaten them. haha


yeah, but really Ninjitsu mainly borrows from Battōjutsu and Ju Jitsu.
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yeah, but really Ninjitsu mainly borrows from Battōjutsu and Ju Jitsu.



Agreed. I feel its a really effective blend though. If you can kill someone in under 3 seconds it can't be bad? Haha.

Besides it feels great to have a big wood in your hands....

Anyways yeah, there isn't really a bad martial art, except karate. Chuck Norris is the only good Karate user, everyone else replaced it with better ones when they learnt it.
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#33
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Ninjitsu owns all the above. Although if I dont HAPPEN to have a wakazashi or a Tanto or something like that then the hand to hand in Ninjitsu is only really to get ready for a stab which is a let down. In the west learning how to assasinate...Hmm...lol


Getting past a Shinken with a wakizashi is going to be difficult for you, especially when the person using it knows how to use it :P And the reason you stated is the reason I study multiple arts.. If I can't get to my katana, I can still handle what I need to
#34
ohmerrymayhem seems to know what hes talking about in this thread.

but if i was in a fight i would punch him in the nose, hell have blurry vision because of tears and you will have a great advantage. then go for the ribs, this will really de-mobilise him. then just beat the shit outta him until you think he has had enough.

maybe this wont work as good as the advice from the experienced, but its what i would do.

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#35
get in close an giv him the good old headbutt to the face an your sorted. try and grab his shirt or shoulders an pull him towards you as you do it. Get his nose cause you'll either break it or his eyes will water an then he cant see as good and you can get to work.
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#36
keep low, get your weight behind you punches otherwise your going to end up tierd and dead. dead his arm or leg, then pound the shit out of him

and if all else fails, and your on your very last resort, and all hope is gone, and your about to die............

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#37
There's no such thing as a fair fight. The objective of a fight, is to have one participant on the ground withering in pain.

Get the first punch in, and make it a bloody good one.

Punch him in the throat as hard as you can (adams apple area is good)

When in close quarters, crack him straight in the nuts, and drive your knee into his face while he is on the way down.

While he's on the ground, drive your boot into his lower chest (above his stomach). He wont be going anywhere in a hurry after that. Trust me.

Hope this helps

PS: Its called common assault, so get the hell out of there when you're done, and it was self defence if anyone asks anything.
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#38
First punch is so important.. and i cant believe no one said anythin about hittin him in the throat, the Adams Apple to be specific.. althought too hard and you could kill a man with one punch.. honestly, dont do it if your not sure about it..

and if im not mistaken:
There are 5 main points that could cause instant death.

1. The Adams Apple
2. The Temple on his forehead.
3. I forgot
4. I really only needed two..
5. Im sorry but i forgot..

Edit: Sorry Djaye, i didnt notice you said Adams Apple too.. woops!

and yea, Remember that punch Vin Diesel threw in The Fast And The Furious? the one at that race track? Try doing that!
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#39
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First punch is so important.. and i cant believe no one said anythin about hittin him in the throat, the Adams Apple to be specific...


Read the post above you

EDIT

LOL its all good dude.
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thats the point.

Seriously when he comes up you draw your gun and shoot him in the head, then rape his girlfriend and/or sister(s) for good measure, then hell never fuck with you again.

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