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#1
Here it is, the official: My Ex ____ (Insert: Girlfriend or Boyfriend) is ****ing Crazy.

I'm at the frustration point where I'm tempted to grab a broken guitar string (Wouldn't waste a unused string on that psycho bitch) and start driving towards her house.

Feel free to post any ironic and obsessive stories about your ex girlfriends or boyfriends, that are just plain ****ing crazy.

I broke up with my obsessive gf a few weeks ago, and she still tries calling my ****ing family and won't ****ing stop obsessing over me.
- The bitch needs a pecker slap.
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#2
COCKDROP THAT HO!

My ex used me for sex then finished me. As I am the guy, why would that bother me?

Stupid cow...
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HAHA U IS TEH EMOZORZ

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#3
My ex girlfiend cheated on me twice. With different guys.
And now, she is going out with one of the guys she cheated on me with. And the guy used to be one of my best friends.
After 6 weeks of being together, me and her had sex. And now her and him have been together for over 2 months. And after the first week, he fingered her.

To the point shall we...how should i kill him? Or should i kill her instead?
#4
my ex cheated on me with one of my friends, but apparently that wasn't the only time that dirty hoe cheated on me

now she (it) has a girlfriend, and an ugly one at that

hah, but what does that say about my taste?
#5
COCKDROP THEM BOTH!!! I DEMAND COCKDROPS!!!

LETS ALL COCKDROP THEM HO'S.

Hehe.... Maybe she's just a ***** and you don't need her?
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QUESTION! Does emo porn have blood everywhere from wrist wounds?

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HAHA U IS TEH EMOZORZ

no but seriously, HAHA U IS TEH EMOZORZ
#6
COCKDROP THEM BOTH!!! I DEMAND COCKDROPS!!!

LETS ALL COCKDROP THEM HO'S.

Hehe.... Maybe she's just a ***** and you don't need her?
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QUESTION! Does emo porn have blood everywhere from wrist wounds?

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HAHA U IS TEH EMOZORZ

no but seriously, HAHA U IS TEH EMOZORZ
#7
my most recent ex was some psycho with so many family problems i was about to shoot my self. abuse, suicide, cancer, etc . just to name a few
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#8
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COCKDROP THAT HO!

My ex used me for sex then finished me. As I am the guy, why would that bother me?

Stupid cow...


A chick used you for sex? High five
#9
COCKDROPS ALL ROUND!!!!!!!

**** it my ex/maybe she is stil my girl

arranges 2 meet up for sex wi some f**kwit

i find out, she has a go at me for invading her privacy

shes sposed 2 love me n all that eh

this only happened yesterday

so...

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#10
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COCKDROP THAT HO!

My ex used me for sex then finished me. As I am the guy, why would that bother me?

Stupid cow...



She's not worthy of a cockdrop.

Nor is she worthy to lick the sweat off my balls.

She just texted me like, 5 times. I repeatedly tell her my passionate hatred towards her; yet she continues to call me and shit..

*Needs to block her #*
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#11
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^ thats great i had one gf who actually when we went out write my name on a peice of paper colour it in and cut it out and actually posted it on her wall my first middle and last name i kid you not if im lyin im dyin ' she was crazy then when i broke up with her boy howdy i should learn to duck
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#12
my ex had my principle take me to rehab on suspision of being a heroin crack/addict.
made me do a drug test and stuff..

CRAZY BITCH.
#13
^lols . . . this one girl said one of the reasons why i'm going down hill in life was because I was doing meth . . . never done the stuff before in my life. She's pretty weird too . . . the other night i come home a little high and she's at my house drunk talking to my mom and sister . . . soon enough she wants to sleep with me and starts making out . . . i would of done something but she had sex with this one did and told all her friends he raped her. I kind of thought we were kind of together but she ended up making sexy time with like 3 of my friends . . . just couldn't handle being around her anymore. She was one of those girls who tried making me feel bad and saying she wanted to kill herself but couldn't do it and wanted me to do . . . i was like, what kind of question is that bitch i'd get in trouble for killing you or something . . . she was good looking though . . . but made me much to sad.
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my ex cheated on me with one of my friends, but apparently that wasn't the only time that dirty hoe cheated on me

now she (it) has a girlfriend, and an ugly one at that

hah, but what does that say about my taste?



YOUR EX-GF IS A LESBIAN

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Betcha wish you were still with her now

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^ thats great i had one gf who actually when we went out write my name on a peice of paper colour it in and cut it out and actually posted it on her wall my first middle and last name i kid you not if im lyin im dyin ' she was crazy then when i broke up with her boy howdy i should learn to duck



What, in kindergarten?

My exes are all phycos...

One of the best examples is this one time me and this one girl (cheerleader in the grade above me) broke up, and naturally we were having our post-breakup cussings out. Well she was a ****ing moron (she thought the world was flat for a while) and she told me to take something out of my ass, a question or something, and so naturally I retailate with "Why don't you take the dildo out of yours?". Well being the moron she is she says "If I do it will be Bill's dildo not yours!" (Bill was the guy she dumped me for)...So yea I tell her what a dildo is and she slapped me the next day. : D.
#16
let's see, last girlfriend would break up with me and get back with me once a week for about 2 months. she was hot so i kinda dealt with it. then she cheated on me and the day after i found out stalked me for about 3 months, texting me as much as she could and e-mailing,im-ing and calling me constantly.
another i had girlfriend cheated on me, then after i broke up with her and went and talked to MY mom about it. girls are ****ing crazy
#17
Well, she gave huge signs of liking me and she actually did and every one knew. And I quite liked her back. I then decided to ask her our before winter break on dec. 22nd and I did at an ice rink. So it was all good and I called her the next day and then came dec. 24th christmas eve. I was just done with dinner and ecstatic about getting my acoustic the next day when I heard my phone had a message. I opened it and it was from her. It said

"I don't think this going out thing is working out, can we just be friends? I can still like you and you can still like me but not going out sorry."

I couldn't think. I read it over and over and I couldn't believe it. I read it over and over for about a month. I'm still not over the shock.

Heres another thing, as I was saying about the signs of liking me, she always hugged me every chance she got and after she broke up with me she wouldn't even talk to me. I know it would seem awkward if she did but still. Just now shes beginning to acknowledge my existance.
#18
my ex-boyfriend used to call my cellphone every day.
at first i thought it was sweet,
but then it was so irratating!!

why do [some] guys do that??!!


guys are always saying how
girls can be so ****ing paranoid
when guys sometimes do that to us??

why??!!
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#19
Sorry don't have an ex but I love the stories
I have been married to the Queen Bitch of the Universe for 25+yrs
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#20
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COCKDROP THEM BOTH!!! I DEMAND COCKDROPS!!!

LETS ALL COCKDROP THEM HO'S.

Hehe.... Maybe she's just a ***** and you don't need her?


Are cockdrops the same as mushroom slaps
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my ex-boyfriend used to call my cellphone every day.
at first i thought it was sweet,
but then it was so irratating!!

why do [some] guys do that??!!


guys are always saying how
girls can be so ****ing paranoid
when guys sometimes do that to us??

why??!!


Because they like talking to you?
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#22
i found out that my ex was huffing mouse fumes to get high every day that we didnt hang out,

so i gave her one more chance, if she promised to stp (im a sucker, not to metnion whpped as hell)

had sex with her the next month, she cheats on me three days later,

accuses me of raping her, and then breaks up with me,

now shes a druggie again,

she wasnt when i started dating her,

but surprisingly, we were on good terms, so we talked


then i found out she was taking triple doses of "triple c" during 1st period, and i told her she has no future, and havent talked to her since

YAY ME!
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#23
Well I've only got one ex...and she wasn't really psycho, I think. I had liked her for like years upon years throughout elementary school and then in grade 8 we got together as a 'couple'. We never really did anything at all actually...but yeah...I don't harbour any hate to her at all for dumping me actually.

Okay, so this story was totally useless in this topic, but we just don't talk anymore (mainly because she got a new e-mail address and never added me), so meh.
#24
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COCKDROP THEM BOTH!!! I DEMAND COCKDROPS!!!

LETS ALL COCKDROP THEM HO'S.

Hehe.... Maybe she's just a ***** and you don't need her?


COCKDROP FTW!!!!!!!!
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#25
I had a friend who's ex-boyfriend stalked her for three months. He'd follow her down aisles in the movie rentals and everything and then act suprised to see her there. He would also ask her friends and his friends where she was when he wasn't stalking her. It was pretty bad.

And you think your ex-girlfriends suck.
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#28
zomg there is too much to say about my cheating stupid lying ***** ex girlfriend to even post.


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#29
i dated a fundamentalist christian....a non-denominational fundamentalist christian, is wasn't aware of there was such a thing. She had a king james bible and everything.

I defened myself in two ways
a) she was ****ing hot
b) i am an idiot

I told her is listen to Classical music. (i listen to slayer and bls)

i told her i was methodist ( I'm catholic, "statue worshiping hedonists" according to her)

You know the Really old joke of "Lamb of God, is that some religious band?" That has happend to me when she found the Sacrament album in my car.

Man, i was really whipped.
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#30
Ahh wow.. Some funny stories in here. I had a reputation at high school for being a 'relationship ender' - that being that I *unintentionally* break up relationships so that I can get with those chicks... I can't help it if non-single girls are attracted to me, and I to them... Anyhow, I was dating this one girl at high school and yeah, we were together for about three months and I, being the horny little lad that I am, wanted to 'take things further'. She didn't want that, she "wasn't ready". Bullshit. So anyway, I came up with some bollocks excuse to dump her, and a few days later a friend (girl) needed a lift home. Obligingly, I gave her one. She said to me, "stop up the road a little bit, near that dark area", so I did.. Good move on my part. Anyhow when the chick I'd just broken up with found out I did the deed with this other girl (who also happened to be her best friend - not for long), she consequently threw out all the things I gave her, all the photos and everything of us, and burned them. From what I heard, she even made an effigy of me and burned that too.. Psycho bitch. But I don't really care, I got what I wanted, and isn't that what counts??? Oh, and she turned in to a raging EMO after that.. Thus my hatred of emos. And regarding the guy in the earlier post who said he learned how to duck PDQ after he split with his chick, I can second that... *HELL HATH NO FURY LIKE THE WRATH OF A WOMAN SCORNED*. So there you have it. That's my story.
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Ahh wow.. Some funny stories in here. I had a reputation at high school for being a 'relationship ender' - that being that I *unintentionally* break up relationships so that I can get with those chicks... I can't help it if non-single girls are attracted to me, and I to them... Anyhow, I was dating this one girl at high school and yeah, we were together for about three months and I, being the horny little lad that I am, wanted to 'take things further'. She didn't want that, she "wasn't ready". Bullshit. So anyway, I came up with some bollocks excuse to dump her, and a few days later a friend (girl) needed a lift home. Obligingly, I gave her one. She said to me, "stop up the road a little bit, near that dark area", so I did.. Good move on my part. Anyhow when the chick I'd just broken up with found out I did the deed with this other girl (who also happened to be her best friend - not for long), she consequently threw out all the things I gave her, all the photos and everything of us, and burned them. From what I heard, she even made an effigy of me and burned that too.. Psycho bitch. But I don't really care, I got what I wanted, and isn't that what counts??? Oh, and she turned in to a raging EMO after that.. Thus my hatred of emos. And regarding the guy in the earlier post who said he learned how to duck PDQ after he split with his chick, I can second that... *HELL HATH NO FURY LIKE THE WRATH OF A WOMAN SCORNED*. So there you have it. That's my story.


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#32
sorry guys, no stories here. All my exes are sane
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#33
well i ated this like hardcore christian chick about a year back, we were goo duntil about a month in. she told me that she needed someone who was running as fast as she was towards god, and broke up with me, so i was pretty bummed, then 2 days later she comes and said she was a dumbass she sill loves me, so i took her back, cuz i liked her still, then 2 days later she dumps me again, for no particular reason, then 2 days later tries to take me back, so i basicaly say im not falling for this shit anymore. she freaks out like hardcore cutting herself, threatening suicide, the whole lot, but i didnt take her back because i knew she wouldnt commit suicide. so, i get a new girlfriend, and she decides to go out with my best friend, which i didnt realy care, so 2 months ago she writes a blog about how me and my girlfriend are like copying her and her boyfriend, and that our love isnt real all this shit. so im like whatever, then the next day my bes friend whome she is going out with is like "cyndy doesnt feel comfortable with me hanging out with you" and she doesnt even hang out with us when we hang out...so wtf. now neither f them talk to me, and im glad she doesnt talk to me, but he was a cool guy...and he still has my bass. anyway, bi-polar story for yah there.
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#34
I used to go out with a guy younger than me, who at first was nice and all, but then became paranoid that I was going out with his friends behind his back, and getting with other people. Needless to say, I dumped him and since then he's turned into some sort of depressive weirdo. He sulks around looking miserable, and when he does talk he avoids eye contact with people. He also now will bring up anything in a discussion, such as killing people, and tells me how he wishes he had a gun to shoot everyone, and shit like that. It's actually a cause for concern, but he's fucking crazy.
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#35
^ we want to read that blog!
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#36
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possesivly?
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#37
I find out February 13th that the girl I've been going out with for 3 years got with some guy at a party and I ended it there moved on and didn't mention/speak of her again. She went on and started a thing with this guy or so I'm told. Ever since now she tries calling me and messaging me to see if I'm misserable. I guess it bugs her that I moved on and she wants me to be some crazy depressive or something... So ya she always tries contacting me and its annoying as hell. The one time I did talk to her (she called, someone else picked up the phone and handed it to me) she spent the whole time trying to make me jealous and telling me it's ok that I haven't moved on(LOL)?? I broke out laughing and answered "wow..you just think you're the center of this world don't you?" Then I told her that this conversation was just plain pathetic and hang up. She still tries to talk to me for the same reasons.. It's because of her that it ended don't understand why she can't just deal with it and move on...women....
Oh and uhh she called every music with guitar in it 'punk music' and always said 'ugh how could anyone ever listen to that punk stuff' when I'm sitting here listening to def leppard... Then she'd go off and listen to her pussy cat dolls


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#38
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Here it is, the official: My Ex ____ (Insert: Girlfriend or Boyfriend) is ****ing Crazy.

I'm at the frustration point where I'm tempted to grab a broken guitar string (Wouldn't waste a unused string on that psycho bitch) and start driving towards her house.

Feel free to post any ironic and obsessive stories about your ex girlfriends or boyfriends, that are just plain ****ing crazy.

I broke up with my obsessive gf a few weeks ago, and she still tries calling my ****ing family and won't ****ing stop obsessing over me.
- The bitch needs a pecker slap.

Weird stuff my ex has done? Well, she hasnt started a thread called "My Ex ____ (Insert: Girlfriend or Boyfriend) is ****ing Crazy" so I guess she's not too bad.
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well i ated this like hardcore christian chick about a year back, we were goo duntil about a month in. she told me that she needed someone who was running as fast as she was towards god, and broke up with me, so i was pretty bummed, then 2 days later she comes and said she was a dumbass she sill loves me, so i took her back, cuz i liked her still, then 2 days later she dumps me again, for no particular reason, then 2 days later tries to take me back, so i basicaly say im not falling for this shit anymore. she freaks out like hardcore cutting herself, threatening suicide, the whole lot, but i didnt take her back because i knew she wouldnt commit suicide. so, i get a new girlfriend, and she decides to go out with my best friend, which i didnt realy care, so 2 months ago she writes a blog about how me and my girlfriend are like copying her and her boyfriend, and that our love isnt real all this shit. so im like whatever, then the next day my bes friend whome she is going out with is like "cyndy doesnt feel comfortable with me hanging out with you" and she doesnt even hang out with us when we hang out...so wtf. now neither f them talk to me, and im glad she doesnt talk to me, but he was a cool guy...and he still has my bass. anyway, bi-polar story for yah there.

haha man, that made me laugh

my ex is... i dont know how to describe this nature disaster...
-high pitch, annoying, ****ed up voice
-dumb a ****
-huge eyes
-ugly
-childish
and i can go on and on...
i was young, silly...
now when i look back, i say WTF man?! how could you date this nature disaster...
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