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#1
Anyone wanna share a story about them being robbed? Might be interesting.

I'll start. Ok, well, I haven't been robbed but my mom's friend has. Here in the Philippines, people like cellphones. That's most probably the first thing they'll ask for and they will kill for a nice high-end cellphone. My mom's friend just bought a new cellphone and he was really happy about it. Right after buying it, he went on a jeep and they got held up. They pointed a gun at him and asked for his cellphone. He gave his brand new high-end cellphone away right after he bought it. Hahaha! He didn't get hurt or anything at all, thank God.

So, any stories from you guys?
#2
This type of thing usually starts with the threadstarter giving their experienves. Anyways I'll tell my stories tommorrow, I'm quite drunk at the moment
EDIT: My bad, you did tell you're story.
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#3
wow that sucks i havent had a gun pointed at me but i was robbed for $100 but nothing that bad damn
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i was walking home from my girlfriends house at like 1 am one night and this mexican tried to jump me, and was like talking in spanish, and pulled out a teeny little swiss army knife blade thinking since it was so late i couldnt see what it was. so i popped him in the face and he ran away
#5
Some ass tried to rob my wife and I in Las Vegas
He had a little tiny pen knife
I broke his arm
Then I dragged his whiny little ass across the street to 2 cops that watched the whole thing
(that was 20 yrs ago)
I got a blow job that night
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Some ass tried to rob my wife and I in Las Vegas
He had a little tiny pen knife
I broke his arm
Then I dragged his whiny little ass across the street to 2 cops that watched the whole thing
(that was 20 yrs ago)
I got a blow job that night

if thats true thats awsome and so funny haha
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Some ass tried to rob my wife and I in Las Vegas
He had a little tiny pen knife
I broke his arm
Then I dragged his whiny little ass across the street to 2 cops that watched the whole thing
(that was 20 yrs ago)
I got a blow job that night


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Some ass tried to rob my wife and I in Las Vegas
He had a little tiny pen knife
I broke his arm
Then I dragged his whiny little ass across the street to 2 cops that watched the whole thing
(that was 20 yrs ago)
I got a blow job that night



sucks that you need to do all that for a blow job.

i dont even have to ask.


to contribute, someone stole my gameboy pocket when i was in grade 5 or 6.

it was in my bag, and someone took it during recess.
#10
I was mugged by 4 chavs back in November. Sucked. They took my wallet and phone. I had hardly any money on me, and nothing of sentimental value... but it just sucked losing all my phone numbers. I had so many contacts on there whos numbers I just can't get back.

This is such a morbid thread...
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sucks that you need to do all that for a blow job.

i dont even have to ask.


to contribute, someone stole my gameboy pocket when i was in grade 5 or 6.

it was in my bag, and someone took it during recess.


Wasn't much of an effort. Bet you didn't get a blow job from your mom when your gameboy was stolen!
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Wasn't much of an effort. Bet you didn't get a blow job from your mom when your gameboy was stolen!



no, thank god.
#13
Pardon my ignorance but I must ask. I have seen the term several times but
wtf is a chav?
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#16
i was at the family values tour last fall? and i was behind a parking lot near some train tracks smokin weed before going into the concert and some dude came up to me and a few buddys with a gun askin for our cell phones and money, thank god he didnt take our reef
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i was at the family values tour last fall? and i was behind a parking lot near some train tracks smokin weed before going into the concert and some dude came up to me and a few buddys with a gun askin for our cell phones and money, thank god he didnt take our reef

Your priorities are all wrong. I would have held up the sack, then tossed it over my shoulder, then ran. Then you can tell the cops that a drug-crazed mofo came up and assaulted you to try and get more drug money! Oh, how the devil's marijuana destroys!

I was walking back to my dorm last year and I got wrestled down by this guy trying to get my wallet, but since he wasn't armed I just ran.
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Some ass tried to rob my wife and I in Las Vegas
He had a little tiny pen knife
I broke his arm
Then I dragged his whiny little ass across the street to 2 cops that watched the whole thing
(that was 20 yrs ago)
I got a blow job that night



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Tom Martin was mugged by a valley girl
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#20
Well no one has really stolen anything from me.

But about two weeks ago we were leaving class and some kid in my class tried to steal my wallet, but he is not very crafty at all.

Sadly, he was black (I'm not racist) and 'gangsta', and it saddens me that people wonder where this stereotype comes from. However, I know plenty of very kind black people who would never even think of doing anything so rude. But yeah...that's my story...
#21
Well, I was in class, and I went to ask the teacher a question, and when I came back my pencil was gone!!!
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I've never been robbed of anything big..
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Tom Martin was mugged by a valley girl
LMAO

Correction... I was mugged by four valley girls
#23
a molie tried to steal my head phones.
i stood my ground.
needless to say - i still have my headphones.
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#25
Oi! Pikies are chavs?

I thought they were Irish trailer trash, who generally live outside the care of law enforcement. Dangerous bastards.
#26
my bike was stolen 2 years ago i was so pumped to kick that persons ass..but i never saw my bike again.
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#27
This isn't a story about me, but rather my dad: He had a les paul back in the 60's and it was stolen right out of his house along with a bag of potato chips. Would have been worth a shitload of money if he still had it. Hell, I'm sure it is still worth a shitload of money wherever it is. The bag of potato chips I mean...
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This isn't a story about me, but rather my dad: He had a les paul back in the 60's and it was stolen right out of his house along with a bag of potato chips. Would have been worth a shitload of money if he still had it. Hell, I'm sure it is still worth a shitload of money wherever it is. The bag of potato chips I mean...


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the chips were good tho and yes i am still playing the lester
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#29
Back around Halloween I borrowed my friend's dad's leather jacket.
It was a sweet 70s-80s motorcycle jacket. When I brought it back
to the church where I see him (I don't go to church, but whatev), I
left it on a coat rack (yep, I'm stupid, but I WAS IN A CHURCH!) who
would've thought someone would steal something in a church, right?
well that's what happened, so I had to explain to his dad why I lost
one of his high school memories.
That sucked

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#30
im here in the philippines too. robbery is really typical here. all because of poverty and stuff. anyways i havent robbed yet. but my friend died because of a f*cking robber.. it was 1 am in the morning i think. a robber came to their house. the dog was barking loud so my friend's bro woke up. then he saw the robber inside their garage. the robber saw him then shoot. thank god the robber missed. the brother ran all the way to his parents bedroom then locked the door. the robber ran after him but looked into different door. it was lock. the robber shot the door open then he saw my classmate. then boom.. my friend's aunt told me the story. my friend also said to the robber "wag po wag po" meaning "dont dont" before the robber pulled the trigger.. damn.. bitches arent they??
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#31
im black... we don't get robbed, unfortunately my misguided brothers seem to do most of the robbing.... i would like to apologise if any of you were robbed by us pesky black people
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#32
When I was like 11 years old I was riding on my bike. Suddenly I see a man running next to me. I, with my little 11 years old kid innocent non twisted mind, tell him hi. The man grabs the chair of my bike, tells me to get off the bike, and takes it :'(
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#33
Well, good ol' Charizard and my best beyblade weight disc were stolen =[

lol, yeah those are the worst things I've had stolen. Besides 5 bucks lol, this kid grabbed it right outta my hand and ran to the canteen line with it. I then grabbed hold of him, and my friend happened to walk past and grab the 5 bucks out of his hand, while I was threatening to put his iPod down the drain... I then got my 5 bucks back from my friend, and gave the kids iPod back. Lovely day...
#35
When i was young, we got my dad an NES (yes that long ago) for his birthday. The very next day our house was robbed while we were across the road and never even saw it happen! I was very sad to find our brand new NES gone .
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#36
some time last year I was around riding my bike working out then I left it in the garage to run into the kitchen to grab a cold drink real quick. I come out seeing some black boy about to ride off with my bike! wtf, I instinctively grabbed the paintball gun (I leave it in the garage for storage) and got into my car chasing the mofo down. Got him in the back of the head and a crap load along his back to his rib. I got my bike back though..
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#37
I've never been robbed as i set up the house with good security and keep it up top of my priority list.

when the show, "It Takes A Thief" is on i'm always watching it or recording it on the tivo.

I've spent too much of my time and money to have my equipment stolen.
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some time last year I was around riding my bike working out then I left it in the garage to run into the kitchen to grab a cold drink real quick. I come out seeing some black boy about to ride off with my bike! wtf, I instinctively grabbed the paintball gun (I leave it in the garage for storage) and got into my car chasing the mofo down. Got him in the back of the head and a crap load along his back to his rib. I got my bike back though..

lol it seem that you are one of the people i should apologise to on behalf of all black non-thiefs everywhere (about four of us no doubt)

ahem..... "we are sorry". seriously though... why do so many black people rob?and why do white people never rob black people? seems like a huge racial imbalance!! i mean white people rob a lot to... but never take on a black guy, why is that??
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#39
About six years ago, me and a couple of friends where jumped by no less than 17 people, all of them packed with baseballbats, knives, stones(!) etc. Anything that would do us harm. Anyway, i was kinda lucky, they took my cellphone and my wallet, and i only got hit a couple of times with a bat. One of my friends was hit several times in the head with a steelpipe, and lost sight on one of his eyes, and suffered severe braindamage.

Oh, i'm not a rasist, but there was only one white person among those f**kers...
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About six years ago, me and a couple of friends where jumped by no less than 17 people, all of them packed with baseballbats, knives, stones(!) etc. Anything that would do us harm. Anyway, i was kinda lucky, they took my cellphone and my wallet, and i only got hit a couple of times with a bat. One of my friends was hit several times in the head with a steelpipe, and lost sight on one of his eyes, and suffered severe braindamage.

Oh, i'm not a rasist, but there was only one white person among those f**kers...

lol i'm gunna end up apologising all day for black peopl muggings aen't i. no wonder people hate us so much. can't say i'd blame ya. if only m,ore of them played guitar maybe they would be less violent!! unless...... they stole every white guys guitar rather than buy their own... a flawed plan. Has anyone managed to get revenge on their muggers? must b a horrible thing to happen to ya
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