#1
I posted this in a thread once but that thread kinda died so I figured, since I'm in a good mood, I'll post it in my new thread. K?


Who is Jack Schitt? The lineage is finally revealed! Many people are at a loss for a response when someone says: "You don't know Jack Schitt."
Now you can intellectually handle the situation:

Jack is the only son of Awe Schitt. Awe Schitt, the fertilizer magnate, married O. Schitt, the owner of Needeep N. Schitt.
They had one son, Jack. In turn, Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt. The Deeply religious couple produced six children: Holie Schitt, Fulla Schitt, Giva Schitt, Bull Schitt, and the twins Deap Schitt and Dip Schitt.
Against her parents objection, Deap Schitt married Dumb Schitt, a high school dropout.
After being married for 15 years, Jack and Noe Schitt divorced.
Noe Schitt later remarried Ted Sherlock and, because her kids were still living with them, she wanted to keep her previous name. She was then known as Noe Shitt Sherlock.

Meanwhile, Dip Schitt married Loda Schitt and they produced a son of nervous disposition, Chicken Schitt.

Two of the other six children, Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt, were inseparable throughout childhood and subsequently married the Happens brothers in a dual ceremony.
The wedding announcement in the newspaper announced the Schitt-Happens Wedding.
The Schitt-Happens children were Daawg, Byrd, Hoarse and Bull.
Bull Schitt, the prodigal son, left home to tour the world. He recently returned from Italy with his new Italian bride, Pisa Schitt.

So now when someone says "You don't know Jack Schitt", You can correct them!
#2
My gf told me about this, the whole family line! Awesome.
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#3
Wow I got this years ago.. LAAAME.

But that's just me. It was funny in its time though so i'm sure it'll get some giggles here.
#6
That was hot schitt
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#7
No one has ever said "you don't know jack shit" to me.

But oh well, it was a lil funny.
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#10
I heard that in middle school which means at least 8 years ago. I'm so old... I'll say I had kinda forgotten about it.
#11
I sense a lot of inbreeding in this story. Schitts are marrying each other constantly. All of the kids must have been ****ed up.
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