#1
This is something I’ve been working on…any comments are appreciated.

Hello boys and girls
I’ve got a story for you today
It’s about a boy named Johnny
And here’s what he had to say
I am the candy man
I’m your biggest fan
But if you’re walking down the street
Check the wrappers cause’ you might be
In for a surprise
Cause’ they might kill you
If I put some poisoned fries in your treats

Then one day I was playing ping-pong
With a furry little critter named King Kong
He was wearing…
A green thong.
That’s why I’m singing this song
About king kong
And his green green green green green green green thong
Ohhhh
Oh oh oh oh.
Oh.

And Granny was making a chicken dish
She knocked it over and started to bish
I was trying to make a wish
Oh daddy please
Take me fish…yeah
Catch them fish
Catch them fish little boy
Catch them fish
Oh I got a bass!
Catch them fish (catfish!)
Ohhhh
Oh oh oh oh.
Oh.
#3
Made me chuckle.
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Needless to say, I lol'ed.

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#6
rather humerous, I especially liked the catfish line,
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