This is something I’ve been working on…any comments are appreciated.

Hello boys and girls
I’ve got a story for you today
It’s about a boy named Johnny
And here’s what he had to say
I am the candy man
I’m your biggest fan
But if you’re walking down the street
Check the wrappers cause’ you might be
In for a surprise
Cause’ they might kill you
If I put some poisoned fries in your treats

Then one day I was playing ping-pong
With a furry little critter named King Kong
He was wearing…
A green thong.
That’s why I’m singing this song
About king kong
And his green green green green green green green thong
Oh oh oh oh.

And Granny was making a chicken dish
She knocked it over and started to bish
I was trying to make a wish
Oh daddy please
Take me fish…yeah
Catch them fish
Catch them fish little boy
Catch them fish
Oh I got a bass!
Catch them fish (catfish!)
Oh oh oh oh.
Made me chuckle.
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Is there any black people on UG?
I don't think a lot of black people play guitar anymore.

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they all kinda went extinct after hendrix really.

Needless to say, I lol'ed.

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Appart from being on UG or wanking, thats what i mostly do
rather humerous, I especially liked the catfish line,
"They credited us with the birth of that sort of heavy metal thing. Well, if that's the case, there should be an immediate abortion." - Ginger Baker

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I've been here long enough, and nobody knows who teh fudge I am

I cry at night