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#1
Nothing Cliche or anything, just something a little more original that "Uhh... wanna go out sometime" or something of the sort. Anything you did? Any help rocks
#2
Are you an angel, because I have an erection,

(in case your wondering, I stole that from someone)

anyways I think there was just a thread on this, use the search button
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#4
I asked her rhetorically first. Kinda a like a "What would you say if I was to ask you out?".

Somehow, it worked.
45 days without my precious UG...
CURSE YOU LOLWUT PEAR!!!

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1. Nirvana - smells like teen spirit
2. Prince - Smoke on the water
3. White stripes - seven nation army
#5
Run up and gang bang her up the but. Thats how i got my girlfriend and seven years later were all still happily engaged. Us and the 7 other men involved in the gangbang that is.
#6
Quote by juniorfr3ak
Are you an angel, because I have an erection,

(in case your wondering, I stole that from someone)

anyways I think there was just a thread on this, use the search button


I did... and the only thing that wasent taken out was the word "original" ... so no help from that. Sorry if this has been made before.
#7
Am I the only serious person here???
45 days without my precious UG...
CURSE YOU LOLWUT PEAR!!!

Quote by eggo_boi_15
Arnt the first few things anyone learns on a guitar is

1. Nirvana - smells like teen spirit
2. Prince - Smoke on the water
3. White stripes - seven nation army
#8
a few years ago my cousin threw a rock through a girls window with a note attached that said "I really like you, we should go out. -Matt" and now theyre married lol
#10
I'd say use the search button. But no one notices its more of a GO! button.
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#11
Doesn't matter what you say
if she's interested... it'll be fine
#12
Quote by Habit Zero
I hear you're a flaming homosexual, mind if I put out your fire/get you wet?


I'm so using that one.


Just tell her/him that you know this great restaurant that you think he or she would love.
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#14
Quote by Will_Minus
Just tell her/him that you know this great restaurant that you think he or she would love.


Its her... And there isnt a good resturaunt where i Live really... other than the one that costs like, $100 just for the drinks...
#15
my friend wrote "do you wanna go out?" on the menu of the restaurant his now gf worked at as his waiter
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#18
Write "do you wanna go out sometime" on your hand, and then next time you see her just wave(slowly so she can make out what it says though), and keep walking, if she sees it, she'll turn around and say yes.
#19
Shit in her cereal. When she comes out with "What the **** did you do that for?!" You can reply "I asked a bunch of guys on the internet on how to ask you out in original ways, and this was the best idea. Wanna go out?"

She'll fall into your arms instantaneously.
#20
Quote by Klayy
Doesn't matter what you say
if she's interested... it'll be fine


Exactly, just don't sound like an idiot.
#21
Quote by Zakk_Wylde001
Shit in her cereal. When she comes out with "What the **** did you do that for?!" You can reply "I asked a bunch of guys on the internet on how to ask you out in original ways, and this was the best idea. Wanna go out?"

She'll fall into your arms instantaneously.


Lmao... sounds like a plan
#22
- Hi, I'm a necrophiliac. How good are you at playing dead?
- I'd like to screw your brains out, but it appears that someone beat me to it.
- I like every muscle in your body, especially mine.
- Hi. I'm an astronaut, and my next mission is to explore Uranus.
Any of the above or you can search for something yourself, then you say 'Date me!' and before she can answer you do a magic trick with chloroform handkerchiefs and woo her.
#23
say hey do you wanna hang out. and then hang out. and then make a move and then whisper in her ear "yes i did take the mace out of your purse."
I felt like a monster reincarnation of Horatio Alger......a man on the move and just sick enough to be totally confident.

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#26
Quote by EuroGuitarist
If you have PE, sneak into the girls locker room and slip a note in her shoe, bag, etc...

if you have a PE cd tell her to stop wathing channel zero and go out with you

#28
Quote by Zakk_Wylde001
Shit in her cereal. When she comes out with "What the **** did you do that for?!" You can reply "I asked a bunch of guys on the internet on how to ask you out in original ways, and this was the best idea. Wanna go out?"

She'll fall into your arms instantaneously.


#1 awesome post of the day
#29
Me:"Want to go out this weekend?"
Girl: "Hell No!"
Me: *masturbates furiously in her drink*
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#31
Quote by Embodiment
- Hi, I'm a necrophiliac. How good are you at playing dead?
- I'd like to screw your brains out, but it appears that someone beat me to it.
- I like every muscle in your body, especially mine.
- Hi. I'm an astronaut, and my next mission is to explore Uranus.
Any of the above or you can search for something yourself, then you say 'Date me!' and before she can answer you do a magic trick with chloroform handkerchiefs and woo her.




By the way, you have the greatest avatar ever.
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#33
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You: How many megs of ram do you have on your computer?

She answers.

You: I see. Let's talk more about this over lunch.


haha
FTW!
#34
guy: *mumble something totally random*
girl: what?
guy: bend over and ill show ya!

might get lucky?
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#35
tell her if she doesn't have sex with you youl will hang yourself in front of her window
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#37
Try the pick up line my friend came up with.
"Is it hot in here or is just my enormously large penis?"
Works every time.
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#38
Quote by EuroGuitarist
This thread is getting a bit... Kinky? Is that the right word?


Well, depends what you consider kinky...

Blindfolds = Kinky

Shitting in someone's breakfast =/= kinky
#39
Quote by Embodiment
Thanks!


No problem, Paul Gilbert's pretty much amazing.
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#40
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Hey baby, wanna go to the relationship thread?

FTW
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