Poll: Do you masturbate?
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View poll results: Do you masturbate?
Duh
1706 82%
Uhhh...no
103 5%
I have sex, instead
183 9%
What does that word mean?
73 4%
Voters: 2068.
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#1
Simple question. Do you do the whack-a-wang? This is directed to both genders, cause I know girls do it, too.

EDIT:PLZ READ B4 VOTING! Voting duh means yes, incase I confused anyone. I meant like "Duh, yeah".
Quote by beadhangingOne
What happened to Snake?

Snake?

Snake?

SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE?!


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Last edited by Gibson_SG_uzr55 at Mar 20, 2007,
#4
Yes, and I use the search bar too.
Quote by Sagdiyev
This man's an anal masturbator, he knows what he's talking about.
#7
Quote by screamsoftly
Why do you even want to know?


It's for a census.
Quote by beadhangingOne
What happened to Snake?

Snake?

Snake?

SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE?!


Quote by TunerAddict
you can take my mouse and keyboard from my cold, slightly orange from cheetos, dead fingers


Quote by Baby Joel
Isis is amazing
#12
This seems to be a sex thread, wonder if it will get locked.

Also, isn't like it like over 90 percent of people masturbate regularly or something. I think I read that men masturbate more often than women, which might be true, or it might be women lying about how often they do it.
Quote by icaneatcatfood
Throw a flash bang at him.
#13
Quote by WhiteHelljumper
This seems to be a sex thread, wonder if it will get locked.

Also, isn't like it like over 90 percent of people masturbate regularly or something. I think I read that men masturbate more often than women, which might be true, or it might be women lying about how often they do it.

Women refuse to admit it and lie. My best friend is a chick, and she admits to doing it. And we know 10 other chicks who admit it, too.
Quote by beadhangingOne
What happened to Snake?

Snake?

Snake?

SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE?!


Quote by TunerAddict
you can take my mouse and keyboard from my cold, slightly orange from cheetos, dead fingers


Quote by Baby Joel
Isis is amazing
#14
Obviously... EVERYONE has had had a whack. Even your grandmother. Think about it. You'll never whack off again.
#15
Yeah, of course. But I also have my woman, so i get me some sexual activity too.
A Seven Nation army couldn't hold me back.
#16
Quote by Gibson_SG_uzr55
It's for a census.


Good enough answer... although creepy.

So yes.


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#17
Quote by Guitarded01
Obviously... EVERYONE has had had a whack. Even your grandmother. Think about it. You'll never whack off again.

Dude, I have ADD, I'll forget that as soon as I start jacking off next time I do it.

^Don't worry, I won't use any names, it's like a survey.
Quote by beadhangingOne
What happened to Snake?

Snake?

Snake?

SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE?!


Quote by TunerAddict
you can take my mouse and keyboard from my cold, slightly orange from cheetos, dead fingers


Quote by Baby Joel
Isis is amazing
#18
Quote by Gibson_SG_uzr55
EDIT:PLZ READ B4 VOTING! Voting duh means yes, incase I confused anyone. I meant like "Duh, yeah".

Howw stpid d yo thikn we aer?
#19
Quote by Gibson_SG_uzr55
Dude, I have ADD, I'll forget that as soon as I start jacking off next time I do it.


Then you'll see something slightly shiny and forget about jacking off. That would be strange but oddly hilarious to see. And dont expect too many serious answers. You in the Pit, asking about masturbation... that begs for rediculous answers.
#20
Quote by RawrDemon
Howw stpid d yo thikn we aer?

We are in the pit.
Quote by beadhangingOne
What happened to Snake?

Snake?

Snake?

SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE?!


Quote by TunerAddict
you can take my mouse and keyboard from my cold, slightly orange from cheetos, dead fingers


Quote by Baby Joel
Isis is amazing
#23
Computer Says No.
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#24
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Computer Says No.

Lia!
Quote by beadhangingOne
What happened to Snake?

Snake?

Snake?

SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE?!


Quote by TunerAddict
you can take my mouse and keyboard from my cold, slightly orange from cheetos, dead fingers


Quote by Baby Joel
Isis is amazing
#25
Quote by R0CKER1220
*walks out of Pit. . .*


*shoots rocker1220 in the head* *ahem* anyone else afraid to admit it? And yes I do!!! Its fun. This one chick did it for me once tho. Ah... good times... so yeah.
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#26
Quote by R0CKER1220
*walks out of Pit. . .*

So you can masturbate.
Quote by beadhangingOne
What happened to Snake?

Snake?

Snake?

SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE?!


Quote by TunerAddict
you can take my mouse and keyboard from my cold, slightly orange from cheetos, dead fingers


Quote by Baby Joel
Isis is amazing
#27
Quote by penguin-pirate
*shoots rocker1220 in the head* *ahem* anyone else afraid to admit it? And yes I do!!! Its fun. This one chick did it for me once tho. Ah... good times... so yeah.

Mutual masturbation is the best!

^Yeah, I'm a funny motherfuker.
Quote by beadhangingOne
What happened to Snake?

Snake?

Snake?

SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE?!


Quote by TunerAddict
you can take my mouse and keyboard from my cold, slightly orange from cheetos, dead fingers


Quote by Baby Joel
Isis is amazing
#28
Now here's a thread topic that doesn't get done every week.
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#29
97% of men masturbate, I'm in the 3% that don't. I have never had an urge to nor have I tried. I have women that do things for me although. But yes the first time I ever ejaculated was from a girl doing it for me. I just don't have an urge/need to do it myself and when I was young I didn't even know about it soo...Ya...I'm rare I guess.
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#30
Quote by CodeMonk
This is The Pit.
You may as well ask "Do you breath?"




Quote by Burtonjp
97% of men masturbate, I'm in the 3% that don't. I have never had an urge to nor have I tried. I have women that do things for me although. But yes the first time I ever ejaculated was from a girl doing it for me. I just don't have an urge/need to do it myself and when I was young I didn't even know about it soo...Ya...I'm rare I guess.


The statistic is 97% of people do and 3% lie. Its a natural human function and need. Sooner or later, everyone does.
Last edited by billab0ng at Mar 20, 2007,
#31
I used to daily, but I haven't masturbated or looked up porn in a week.

I know it can't be a good thing, so I'm cutting back. Maybe even quitting, who knows.
Dickless.
#32
Quote by Gibson_SG_uzr55
Mutual masturbation is the best!

^Yeah, I'm a funny motherfuker.



i agree. mutual masterbation is the best. all you pedo's out there dont get any funny ideas. unless.....
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#33
Quote by MetalMilitia212
I used to daily, but I haven't masturbated or looked up porn in a week.

I know it can't be a good thing, so I'm cutting back. Maybe even quitting, who knows.


Power to you man, power to you.
#34
Quote by billab0ng



The statistic is 97% of people do and 3% lie. Its a natural human function and need. Sooner or later, everyone does.

There is no need to lie about not masturbating if you're a guy. What is there to gain from lying that you don't, or what is there to lose from admitting you do.
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#36
to be quite honest if you've hit puberty and you don't you're either extremely extremely strange or lying about it.
#37
HURRRRRR!!!!!
Stupidest question ever!
I'm sure no one masturbates because Jesus didn't
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.........................................ooo i capitalized the J
#38
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You may as well ask "Do you breath?"

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#40
Quote by Burtonjp
There is no need to lie about not masturbating if you're a guy. What is there to gain from lying that you don't, or what is there to lose from admitting you do.


Buh. Might wanna ask that to those who are lying.