#1
I dont think i have seen a thread like this. so yeah post your dead baby jokes! Cant think of any? Google dead baby jokes. tons of them. no repeats please

I go first!

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Lambourgini?


I dont have a Lambourgini in the garage.


How do you get 100 dead babies in a barrel?


A blender.

How do you get 100 dead babies out of a barrel?

Tortilla chips.


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#5
OMG LOLZZGHGDN I AM SO COOL WITH MY DEAD BABY JOKES WOWWW T3H PWND

Man, seriously, those jokes are like 10 years old.
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#7
what's more fun than stapling a 4 dead babies to a tree?

stapling 1 dead baby to 4 trees.
#8
I hate all of you...actually im just burning out right now so im pissed but dead baby jokes arent funny anymore and they never really were so you can go back to playing neopets cause UG doesnt want you here.
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#9
how did the dead baby cross the road?

it was stapled to the chicken.
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Why did the dead baby cross the road??


It was stapled to the chicken
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#13
why do you put a baby feet first into a blender?


so you can see the look on its face.
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#14
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I hate all of you...actually im just burning out right now so im pissed but dead baby jokes arent funny anymore and they never really were so you can go back to playing neopets cause UG doesnt want you here.



wtf is a neopet?
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