#1
my friend taylor kicked some random guys nuts in school today, he was a sr. too. im surprised he didnt get his ass kicked. ( well the guy was on the ground so yeah ).

he got suspended, haha i would never do that to a sr. but man did i get a kick out of it.

Taylor: Hey you!
Sr. : what?
Taylor: whats 2-2?
Sr. : its 0 retard
Taylor : Thats right! BAM!!

do your friends do anything stupid like this in school?
#2
hahaha my friend came up tio these to guys in my group and just like touched there shortds sand pulled down like and inch he got a 4 day suspension haha funniest thign eveer
#3
^^umm, what?
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#4
Something about 4 inches and pants?

Maybe it's about his exciting sex life?
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cause i can do that
cause I know more about punk rock and stuff
#5
Yeah I didnt get it either. Learn penmanship before writing stories on UG. Unwritten rule of UG.
#6
Taylor is a girl's name.
And if ever You come near, I will hold up high a mirror.
Lord, I could never show you anything as beautiful as You.
#7
I mean, the first post. With 2-2=0 leading to genital abuse...
#8
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I mean, the first post. With 2-2=0 leading to genital abuse...


um...you have 2 nuts right?
#9
I think he lost his testicals?
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#10
^ as a matter of fact, no. only one, thanks.
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#11
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um...you have 2 nuts right?
So kicking nuts makes them disappear...?
#13
your friends a disgrace to men every where

Rule #1 of being a Man: Never kick another man in the nuts.

Some Guy?
#14
maybe hes one of those munks that can suck their balls in thier body and its like kicking steel when they have done it

#16
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Poor Leonheart...


Here, I'll help you out...


*warning: explicit content follows*


*only proceed if you are of 18 years of age*





Now tell me that wasn't predictable
#17
honest to god, that is somehting my friend Nick would do


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#18
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Poor Leonheart...


Here, I'll help you out...


*warning: explicit content follows*


*only proceed if you are of 18 years of age*





Now tell me that wasn't predictable

It wasn't...haha jk.
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#20
haha reading how the conversation went had me in hysterics!
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#21
Wow, your friend is a dickhead. Congratulations on having a twat for a friend.
How would you like it if someone came up to you and did that?
#22
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maybe hes one of those munks that can suck their balls in thier body and its like kicking steel when they have done it


no way
is that actually possible?
#23
your friend sounds like an asshole.

i would hunt him down and beat the shit out of him if i was that kid.
#25
It's one thing when it happens accidentally, but to actually kick someone in the nuts on purpose...that's just pathetic.

Obviously your friend's parents didn't give him enough love when he was a baby. Then again maybe his dad had some f*cked up sperm from getting kicked in the nuts!
Seriously, I'm in the band.
#26
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*agrees*


Unless the guy has you in a headlock and his friend is kicking you really hard in the stomach.....
I believe thats the ONLY time you aim for the family jewels.