Longest you've gone without releasing the beast,rubbing one out etc...

#1
So whats the longest you guys have ever gone without rubbing one out? It doesnt count if you had someone to do it for you to, its the length of time you went without your chicken getting choked by anything. I think mines 4 days, but hey, I've got no one to do it for me and I'm a horny teen who knows his way around the internet.
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#2
13 days
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#4
couple weeks? it used to slip my mind for awhile lol
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#6
Quote by Kid_Thorazine
like six months, but i was having sex at least twice a day.



The thread says it doesnt count if you got your chicken choked by anything, including your boyfriends ass
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#7
Quote by cherginator
The thread says it doesnt count if you got your chicken choked by anything, including your boyfriends ass


jealous?
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#9
Quote by cherginator
So whats the longest you guys have ever gone without rubbing one out? It doesnt count if you had someone to do it for you to, its the length of time you went without your chicken getting choked by anything. I think mines 4 days, but hey, >>>>I've got no one to do it for me and I'm a horny teen who knows his way around the internet.<<<<


I'm a bit scared, am I the only one who jacks it while on the computer?
#10
Quote by some_guy
jealous?



No, because I've got your mama! but seriously, no I am not jealous that, he gets to pack fudge
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#12
About 2 months 2 seperate times.
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#14
what's with all the masturbation threads today?
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#15
Quote by civildp1
what's with all the masturbation threads today?


No idea. There's like 10000000 of them if you use this.

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#16
Quote by cherginator
No, because I've got your mama! but seriously, no I am not jealous that, he gets to pack fudge


im not into the whole fudgepacking scene actually. sorry to ruin your fantasies.
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#17
I find it funny how there is an ONLY Relationship and an ONLY Religion thread, but no ONLY masturbation thread, altough there are like 10 threads about that a day. Thats why I like UG though. Oh and around a week I think.
#18
My beast is permanently released. I'ma seed on you!


13 years, technically ¬_¬. But other than that, it's just like, a week or so.
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#19
Quote by seokorn
11 yrs

You're 11 right?Pretty sure your testis isn't developing any sperm for you
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#20
Quote by cherginator
No, because I've got your mama! but seriously, no I am not jealous that, he gets to pack fudge



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#21
Quote by Broken-pick
You're 11 right?Pretty sure your testis isn't developing any sperm for you



I think he means he started at 11.
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#22
13-14 years but in my teens aboot a month...ish :-)
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#23
I struggled to last 2 days but i got to 5months.
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