#1
My ****ing tooth is killing me.

I cracked it eating, get ready for this... A CADBURY EASTER CREAM EGG! Of all the things to have cracked my tooth on, I did it on a 1mm thick piece of chocolate!

So anyway, I can't sleep 'cuz my tooth is aching like a mother****er, and I couldn't even take any Advil's or anything if I wanted to. Why? I can't swallow pills, that's why! I'll have the pill in the back of my throat, take a nice big mouthful of water... and just not be able to swallow the damn thing!

I haven't had a good nights sleep in a week.


I don't give a shit if you don't give a shit, I'm tired and pissed and wanted to rant.
#2
go to the dentist?


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#3
Try swallowing the powder?
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#5
Shove the pills up your ass?

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Dude, go to a dentist.
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#7
you have been carrying that for a week. go to the dentist already. no money?
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#8
take a shot of blackberry brandy, and swish then hold it over the tooth. Should kill the nerves 100%. Got in a fight at a bar last summer, broke a tooth at 12:30 am. To top it off that bartender was hot!
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#9
go to the dentist, your nerve is probably showing, i had this happen to me in an accident a couple years back. your nerve is swollen, and you need a root canal.
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#10
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take a shot of blackberry brandy, and swish then hold it over the tooth. Should kill the nerves 100%. Got in a fight at a bar last summer, broke a tooth at 12:30 am. To top it off that bartender was hot!


#11
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take a shot of blackberry brandy, and swish then hold it over the tooth. Should kill the nerves 100%. Got in a fight at a bar last summer, broke a tooth at 12:30 am. To top it off that bartender was hot!


Cool story.

Unfortunately I have no brandy. Boo hoo, go cry emo Wonthefu...
#12
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There's one thing stopping me from going to a dentist.

Money.

I have none.


Insurance? Parents?

I have 9 sliver cracked teeth which means I can barely eat candy... The sugar goes down into my nerves and they go crazy which means it hurts like hell.
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Insurance? Parents?

I have 9 sliver cracked teeth which means I can barely eat candy... The sugar goes down into my nerves and they go crazy which means it hurts like hell.


No insurance. And my dad has bad tooth problems too. He's losing four teeth, I believe, and has to get partial dentures so he can chew food. So that kinda takes priority.

I'll probably get some treatment when my mom's tax return money comes in. But knowing the government, that could take another week...
#16
dude, tomorrow, go to the liquor store, a nip is 2$!!! to be pain free
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