Critics Welcome!
Feel free to help yourself to the assorted cookies and cheese snacks. The names of the files mean nothing. I am sorry if offended any Police, Christmas Trees, Fozzy the Bear or Clowns. All these songs are pretty much Metal... or Something resembling it. I can't play half the songs I write so if they are impossible to play or just not a logical way to play them. I am Sorry. And I don't play Drums so if the Drums smell of an Old Mans Anus you know why

I'll Post Some new ones each month or Something.
Tortiss's Greatest Hits.zip
Last edited by Tortiss at Aug 12, 2007,
Alrighty, Full review

Donkey kong - Not really that metal... but it was entertaining nonetheless

I Hate Clowns - the 10th measure is awesome. theres to many open notes... but it does make it metal. 15-17 are cool. the solos could have used a back up guitar. I dont think 31 is possible. as 41 hits, the song gets amazingly better. 53 on was the same old thing as before.

Oh Christmas Tree - sound death/melodic metal. and is kind of chaotic. thats all

Fozzy - Probably the best except the ending kills it a little.

Satan - Pretty good. I actually like it.

Melodeath - Is as you said. Melodeath. Pretty good for the genre it is. I personally don't like melodeath, but this was exactly as most of it is.

Police - Pretty good. has ballad written all over it. 25 - 33 kills it... from there on is good though...

not bad not bad.
watch out for that tree- nice into, i liked it a lot. the whole song was good except for the ending, i didn't like it at all.

diarhea-to be honest i didn't really like this one, the strumming was good but thats the only part i liked in this song.

herman li- wow the intro was amazing, it would be even better if u could play it lol. the rest of the song was really good too.

arbys- starts out really good. bar 23 is messed up i think lol. u end it off pretty good too.

kittens- really really good intro. i didn't like solo 1 at all though. solo 2 was much better though, but u did miss some parts where u could have harmonized. this one is my favorite

organ trasplant- pretty good, nothing bad, but nothing great either

sometimes i like to eat my own- i didn't really like the power chord part of the intro riff. but the tremolo picking park was very good.

tomato soup- i didn't bar 7-12, 16-20, they just didn't really fit the song IMO.

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killswitch engage has some dissonant riffs, they're kind grindcore tho

Kittens From Mars is the coolest thing I've heard for a while.

Tomato Soup and Watch out for that tree were neat too.