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Yes
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#1
Have you ever been told to "Go **** yourself"? Well, would you, because lately I've been having strange sexual fantasies of screwing a clone of myself, but I'm not gay and I would never do anything with another, non-me man. So, would you screw a clone of yourself?
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#5
definately. I could experiment and do whatever I wanted without having to be embarrassed or self-concious
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#6
I'm overweight and unattractive, so no.
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#8
wow. no. no I wouldn't.
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#9
hell yea im dead sexy baby.... .dead... sexy
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So, would you screw a clone of yourself?




Oh shit dude, me and a friend had a huge debate on weather fucking your clone was considered gay-sex or masturbation. I believe I even made a thread about it a while back...
#13
Well...yeah....hell, I'm already the best I've ever had. I might as well make it official.
#14
has anyone else just been reminded of the cat in red dwarf?
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#15
Where is the "no ****ing way, I am a man" option?
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#16
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lately I've been having strange sexual fantasies of screwing a clone of myself


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#17
at this thread

but really....never
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#18
Oh come on, you guys are a bunch of squares.

Edit: That or you're just really ugly.
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#19
Beastie, the voices in your head, and the ones in mine, must be on the same channel!

i posted this, on another thread:

(my big sister once told me "go **** yourself!" ... i tried ... not being double jointed, that just didn't work.)


i'm gonna guess the reason you have these dreams might be an extention of wondering what it would be like for your girlfriend when you are doin' it.

i'm voting yes, but in the dream, i'm a woman being done by ..... me.
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Beastie, the voices in your head, and the ones in mine, must be on the same channel!

i posted this, on another thread:

(my big sister once told me "go **** yourself!" ... i tried ... not being double jointed, that just didn't work.)


i'm gonna guess the reason you have these dreams might be an extention of wondering what it would be like for your girlfriend when you are doin' it.

i'm voting yes, but in the dream, i'm a woman being done by ..... me.

Interesting. I bet there isn't a fancy wikipedia for that.
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#21
I would probably get off with myself, but thats as far as I'd go, I'm rather attractive, and look quite feminine, but my bum is for shitting and farting, and that is ALL.
#22
Hell yeah I would!
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#26
*sings* im too sexy for my shirt. too sexy sexy for my shirt oo yea babyy *sings*
hehe no i never have beacuse im strictly dickly
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#27
It's like you looked up the list of the most depraving, lacking threads in the pit and then thought of something stupider and more tasteless than the first 3 chapters combined.
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#28
If I was gay: Yes. I'm attractive and I know what I'm doing.
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#29
I might but if I had a clone We would most likely go outside and throw a rugby ball around.
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#30
No, and you know cloning is really heavy shit, but lately I've been thinking about if there were two of me, and frankly that'd just be awesome.
#31
It'd be awkward at first, but I'd eventually succumb to my own animal lusts. If I was gay....

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#33
I'd rather jam with myself. Seriously, imagine how much you could further your musica ability externally veiwing yourself and critiquing yourself from an external standpoint on two different instruments at once. That's just mind blowing.

But sure, I guess I'd do myself, if I could kill the clone and was the one getting off from it.
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It's like you looked up the list of the most depraving, lacking threads in the pit and then thought of something stupider and more tasteless than the first 3 chapters combined.

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#36
i guess so...then i could tell me to make me a sandwich and i/me/him would have to do it. it would be great!

hell yeah, id make me my bitch. w00t!
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#37
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*sings* im too sexy for my shirt. too sexy sexy for my shirt oo yea babyy *sings*
hehe no i never have beacuse im strictly dickly


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#38
People people, you're all avoiding the obvious question. What if your clone doesn't want to have sex with you? Would you rape yourself?
#39
i'd do myself...






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