#1
Imagine that you could make anyone believe anything that you wanted them to. Here are some ideas that I thought of, to show you what I mean (though some of them I wouldn't do myself).

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1. Make someone believe that their food will eat them.

2. Convince someone that they are allergic to their clothes.

3. At a movie theater, you could convince the cashier that you and your friends already bought tickets.

4. At a concert, make your favorite band believe that you are their guitarist/bassist/what have you.

5. And for you horny bastards out there, convince a girl that she wants to sex you relentlessly.

What would you do?
#2
your italic tag is broken durrrr


done number three before heheheh

I'd probably have to convince people I had the power to convince people things
#3
Make the douchebags at the white house see sense, 'nuff said!

And ofcourse, I could commit crimes and just convince people I hadn't done it FREE GUITARS FOR ME PLEASE
#4
Make myself believe I'm not lactose intollerant, because according to my dad, it's just me being a "woos". Got to love educated opinions
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#5
Oh, you don't want to know...
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#7
Quote by Yakult
Make myself believe I'm not lactose intollerant, because according to my dad, it's just me being a "woos". Got to love educated opinions



! The irony! To which I had been blind all these years!
#10
I'd tell the first hot bitck I saw I had a hella long dick.
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#11
I would see alot of boobs that day thats for sure.
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#12
don't let your mind hold you back and do whatever you want and be free

/serious answer

#13
Quote by pumpkins_rule
I'd tell the first hot bitck I saw I had a hella long dick.



I don't need special powers to convince them of that...

(bravado aside)

sup ottawa

where you at?
#14
Quote by Embodiment
I'd convince everyone I was a god and enslave them all.

I was gonna say I'd convince them that I was the Messiah, and then essentially enslave the world.
#15
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don't let your mind hold you back and do whatever you want and be free

/serious answer

#17
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Oh, you don't want to know...


So you'd convince someone that they didn't want to know what you could convince them to know?

Weeeeak
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#18
Quote by Yakult
So you'd convince someone that they didn't want to know what you could convince them to know?

Weeeeak


You... I'd convince you to roll in mud and post pics on UG

oh wait

I'd convince you to eat haggis
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