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#1
What Are The Longest Song Titles You Know?

post something like:
song title - artist

OK??

so that we would know if the song really exists
and make sure that the song is from a signed artist
not your own...or from any unsigned aretists
Last edited by janry4 at Mar 23, 2007,
#2
There's a Good Reason These Tables Are Numbered Honey, You Just Haven't Thought of It Yet.
#3
Kathleen your boyfriend is on line one, Kathleen you husband is on line two - Off With Her Head
#4
the longest one i know is "this cocaine makes me feel like i'm in this song" - soad
Originally Posted by evening_crow
Quoting yourself is cool.


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#5
Any Fall Out Boy song. lol.
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#6
one of the long songtitle i know is...

The Only Difference Between Martyrdom and Suicide is Press Coverage - Panic! at the Disco
#7
Frances Farmer will have her revenge on Seattle. Not that long now that I wrote it down.
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#8
In An Excruciating Way Infested With Vermin And Violated By Executioners Who Practise Incendiarism And Desanctifying The Pious /thread
Only song worth mentioning.
Last edited by Embodiment at Mar 23, 2007,
#9
The long song titles are rediculous.

They're okay sometimes, but I hate looking at the track listing of an album and feeling like I'm reading the first chapter of Das Kapital.
Poor advice.
#10
"A Change of Seasons: The Crimson Sunrise/Innocence/Carpe Diem/The Darkest of Winters/Another World/The Inevitable Summer/The Crimson Sunset"

And if that doesn't count as one song title (which I don't think it does) then...

"Our Lawyers Made Us Change the Title of This Song So We Wouldn't Be Sued"
"There is more stupidity than hydrogen in the universe, and it has a longer shelf life."
-Frank Zappa

"Where words fail, music speaks."
-Hans Christian Andersen
#11
"i've got ten friends and a crowbar that says you ain't gonna do jack" - underoath
Originally Posted by evening_crow
Quoting yourself is cool.


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Several Species of Small Furry Animals Gathered Together in a Cave and Grooving with a Pict
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#15
Welcome To The Planet Motherfucker/Psychoholic Slang
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#17
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Several Species of Small Furry Animals Gathered Together in a Cave and Grooving with a Pict


I was waiting for that one!
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Chord of David, eh?
G Sus, perhaps?
#18
It's the end of the world as we know it(and I feel fine)- REM
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#19
miranda, that ghost just isn't holy anymore - the mars volta

gallons of rubbing alcohol flowing trough the street- nirvana

frances farmer will have her revenge in seattle - nirvana
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I Am Downright Amazed at What I Can Destroy With Just a Hammer - Atom and his Package

How to Say "I Hate You" in Japanese When Your Actual Intention Is to Indicate the Opposite - The Bonaduces

The Second Annual National Depression Awareness Day Sleepover Party - The Bonaduces

Nothing In This World Can Stop Me Worryin' 'Bout That Girl - The Kinks

Hit The Skids Or: How I Learned To Stop Worrying And Love The Rock - Local H

The Frightening Reality of the Fact That We Will All Have to Grow Up and Settle Down One Day - Moneen

There Are a Million Resons for Why This May Not Work...And Just One Good One for Why it Will - Moneen
#22
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miranda, that ghost just isn't holy anymore - the mars volta

gallons of rubbing alcohol flowing trough the street- nirvana

frances farmer will have her revenge in seattle - nirvana

ACTUALLY...it's "Gallons Of Rubbing Alcohol Flow Through The Strip" - Nirvana.
Originally Posted by evening_crow
Quoting yourself is cool.


WARNING: I kill threads.
#23
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#24
I'm sure most of the longest song titles have been said, but how about this for an album title...

He has left us alone but shafts of light sometimes grace the corners of our rooms - a silver mt. zion

some of the songs on that album have long titles too, like "13 angels standing guard 'round the side of your bed" or "Blown-out joy from heaven's mercied hole"
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The Predatory Wasp of the Palisades is Out to Get Us - Sufjan Stevens
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#27
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#28
F.C.P.M.S.I.T.S.G.E.P.G.E.P.G.E.P- the fall of troy.

translation- **** condoms pre-marital sex is the shit get everyone pregnant, get everyone pregnant, geteveryone pregnant.

long song name.
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#29
Longest one I've ever heard is:
Several Species of Small Furry Animals Gathered Together in a Cave and Grooving with a Pict - Pink Floyd
Longest one I've ever heard of is:
I'm a Cranky Old Yank, in a Clanky Old Tank, on the Streets of Yokahama with My Honolulu Mama, Doing Those Beat-o, Beat-o, Flat on My Seat-o, Hirohito Blues. - Hoagy Carmichael
#31
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#32
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#38
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#39
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#40
Quote by evening_crow
the longest one i know is "this cocaine makes me feel like i'm in this song" - soad

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