#5
actually there was one person who also asked that queation
however, it was in the form:
"If a penis can talk, what would it say?"
#6
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Don't shove me up Hitlers ass

Great movie.
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Why would you spend tens of thousands of dollars to learn about a language you already speak? It was over before it even started dude

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brot pls
#9
^?
They say good things come in small packages. You know what else comes in small packages? Unrelenting pain and horror.
#12
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actually there was one person who also asked that queation
however, it was in the form:
"If a penis can talk, what would it say?"



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"Stop touching me" ?



No, I believe penises would request to be touched more
"There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die."-Duke
#13
They talk to me everyday:

"Hey Randy. It's almost lunch time and you have several cans of us in the basement. Nice juicy pineapple chunks in heavy syrup. You can either have us, or a fat greasy cheeseburger. I know we're always cool, so we're still here for you."

Pineapples are truly my fave fruit.
Poor advice.