#1
Recently I discovered I was gay and I really want to know how to please a man. Can anyone give me pointers on handjobs or blowjobs...ya know the kind of stuff you would tell your girlfriend so that it would feel better. Do you like the nibble?
#4
post it in the sex thread. youll get help there.
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How are you not banned yet...
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#7
well just do whatever pleases you to your lover!!!

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#8
oh so its fine to post a thread about how you have to drink semen...thats great! but its illegal to ask for advice? lame.
#9
not even any joke answers? fucking hell.
To threadstarter: guys love it when you have to ask a forum full of spotty virgins what to do during sex.
My advice: Let him punch you. In the face.

EDIT: Didn't read the gay part. Ok, I'll PM you my address and I can lock you up in my basement and receive hourly hummers. If that's ok with you, that is.

Scratch that last part.
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lol u have faggot in ur username


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Oh, for fucks sake, one of these threads from you gets closed every day. Haven't you learnt yet?

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pretend its a thread asking for tips on how to cook a turkey. im sure you wont mind as much that way. retard.

to threadstarter: practise makes perfect. simple as.
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#11
If you're being serious, just do to him how you'd like it done to you. A bit of lube goes a long way, too. Blowjobs? Ice in your mouth helps, and be careful of your teeth.

If you're not being serious, **** off.
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pretend its a thread asking for tips on how to cook a turkey. im sure you wont mind as much that way. retard.

to threadstarter: practise makes perfect. simple as.


baste it, bung it in the oven for two to three hours, or untill its nice and brown, then enjoy a big mouthfull
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#13
Put hot water in your mouth.
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#15
*image of biting during blowjobs pops into mind*

uhh *********?
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oh so its fine to post a thread about how you have to drink semen...thats great! but its illegal to ask for advice? lame.
We're unhappy with you because you repeatedly post threads like this despite people asking you to ask this question in the proper threads (the zex thread, for example).
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#19
*********!

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but why are you gay?does that not just freak you out?

EDIT: i mean buttsekcs up there where it's all stars now.
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#20
I TOLD you. Eat 2 bags of prunes then shit all over him like there's no tomorrow.

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but why are you gay?does that not just freak yout out?


shut the fuck up, you shut-in bigot.
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lol u have faggot in ur username


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