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So anyway...like....if you were going to kill yourself, what would be some really cool ways to do it?


Not like hanging yourself, or mixing Vodka and 90 painkillers, or blowing your head off (no sexual pun intended). I mean, like, suicide with balls!

A way to kill yourself so that when your friends find you, they'd be like "whoa....I wanna try that."


I've always thought that if I were to kill myself, I'd like to strap a bunch of fireworks to my stomach and jump off the roof of a really tall building somewhere downtown. And before I'd do it, I'd stand there for a while and get people's attention until the news people showed up so I could do it on live TV.
#2
Hmm... I would say something like fight club, where you make a major change to the country as a whole would be cool.
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School shooting. Take out as much retards as I can before a cop shoots me in the back.
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industrial meat grinder
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#7
perform self surgery and fuse yourself to your guitar, then get rushed into hospital and catch MRSA and die.
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#9
1.buy an airplane ticket. and dress up as a terrorist. bring bombs tied to your body. and let them shoot you.
2. go to any hip hop concert and shout out.. you guys suck
3. go skydiving and connect fireworks to your shoot.
4. while in your car. buy gas and while your filling your car with gas turn on the car. so it explodes with you in it
#10
Eat a bunch of paperclips and other metal objects and walk next to a giant electromagnet. Holy shit, that would be so cool.
#11
Two pencils + a table

1: Insert pencils in your nose
2: Slam face into table
#12
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Two pencils + a table

1: Insert pencils in your nose
2: Slam face into table


lol that one is awesome.

Suicide with balls? Hmmm. How about tieing your legs and arms with large chains to two F1 cars and give thumbs up before your body rips appart. Or dive into an airplane motor while wearing a crap load of those really powerful magnets just to be sure you don't get lucky and pass through unharmed.
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#13
eat a tube amp when its on starting with the tubes

Id like it to be quick so going over niagra falls with water wingys or one of those water bikes
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#15
here's the winner
1.tie a loop in a piece of thin wire such as a piano string or industrial cable (something that would slice a head off if you applied enough pressure)
2.put the loop around your neck and tie the other end to a chimney or something
3.Using either super glue or gorrilla glue, glue your hands to the side of your head and make sure that the glue is set and dried
4.jump off the building where the chimney is
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here's the winner
1.tie a loop in a piece of thin wire such as a piano string or industrial cable (something that would slice a head off if you applied enough pressure)
2.put the loop around your neck and tie the other end to a chimney or something
3.Using either super glue or gorrilla glue, glue your hands to the side of your head and make sure that the glue is set and dried
4.jump off the building where the chimney is


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#18
1. Inject self with so much morphine i wouldn't feel anything (I hate pain)
2. Take a knife and cut open chest
3. Take out heart and attempt to eat it whilst still alive.
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