#1
It's Alex's (faqu for you n00bs out there) birthday! Happy birthday man, I got you...

A MONKEY COWBOY!

EDIT: To avoid ambiguity, it's not just any Alex's birthday. It's THE Alex's birthday!
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Last edited by the_random_hero at Mar 23, 2007,
#5
Guys this is thread is not about cowboy monkeys! It's all about THE ALEX!!

Now give him a present or be gone!
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#7
Alex

O.K.

“There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want.”
~ Bill Watterson


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#8
Happy birthday!



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#9
Happy Birthday Lol!
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#10
Oh God not that fag.


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#12

i got you batteries so when jamie gets you the dildo, you can make it a vibrator. yay!
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#14
Happy Birthday Alex.
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#15
His birthday's tomorrow today n00b

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#17
lol, stupid australians being eleven hours ahead *pokes drew*



HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU, HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU, HAPPY BIRTHDAY DEAAARRR ALEEEXXXFAAAGGG, HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU!!

i ran out of money so i got you lots of 's instead, 'cause you're sexy
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<//////>~ dA
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#18
*opened*

Rejoice, bow, praise or offer tribute to alex or be doomed. >_<
O.K.

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#20
Happy Birthday man.
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#22
Happy birthday Alex.

And happy birthday Sarah too

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#24
Yeah, I would also like give a shout out to Sarah (SpacedOut), and The Undertaker, they're birthday is also today!!!

I sarah very much!!! happy birthday!!

Thanks to drew for the thread, and thank you all for the wishes, and presents, I <3 you all!
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#26
Happy birthday!

I got you..... BELGIAN CHOCOLATES!

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#27
Happy birthday! Even though you're one of the people I don't chat to much... I still want you. Want you bad.

I got you some headphones, sported by the oh-so lovely Dreadnought:



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The power to feel with others give.
Calm, calm me more; nor let me die
Before I have begun to live.

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#28


happy birthday sexy alex i got you a sexy girl with a pair of handcuffs. i spent ages looking for one; eventually i caught her, stripped her to her lingerie and forced her into .jpg format just for you!
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<//////>~ dA
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Have fun with it! It also makes a wonderful re-gift.
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#31
Happy Birthday!

I got you the official movie poster for "Jesus 2: Reloaded"

#32
I got you an Uzi Starter kit.
Have fun and don't put anyones eye out !
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#33
Happy birthday, I got you a Reincat!

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#35
Happy birthday dude!
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#37
Since I'm almost a day late; I will sing you the happy un-birthday song:
A very happy un-birthday(Faqu: to me?) To you! A very happy un-birthday(Faqu: for me?) For you!!
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#38
My birthday is actually today.
TRH is from Australia. =)
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My birthday is actually today.
TRH is from Australia. =)


Alex---> <--- Me

Here's your other present.