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Today is official Jewsday, so let's all pay homage to our favourite Jews.

Mine would have to be either alex / faqu



or Borat

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#2


Google result for "best jew".
Tears in waves, minds on fire
Nights alone by your side
#3
seriously?
EDIT: HILLEL SLOVAK FTW!
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Beating the elderly is a big favourite of mine. Also, pushing kids over and kicking pregnant women in the womb is fun.



Right now we're called 'Various Artists' just to fuck over people with iPods
#7
Quote by sunnysayshi
Well, DUH Borat is *THE ULTIMATE* jew....


Throw the jew down the well


Sacha Baron Cohen is jewish

like actually, he is.
#8
Quote by R0CKER1220
No, where I live Jewsday is everyday seeing as nearly everyone's Jewish. Everywhere else though, you still have 3-4 days to go.


Yeah, I thought I'd make the thread now so that people talk talk about the build up towards the big day!



I'm converting!
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#12
I've been told Jesus was a pretty awesome Jew.
Ibanez Xiphos XPT700
Laney VH100R
Epi Les Paul (SH-1 '59 neck, SH-11 custom custom bridge)
#13
Quote by jxljxl
Fais wins at life


The obscenely young leader of the Laney Cult


Member of the EHX Guild
#14



And next comes the "pictures of hot Jews thread"
Co-President of UG's Tubgirl Virgins Club

#17
Ah want Ben Stein's munneh!


So she's my ex, she's still my favorite Jew.


EDIT: Is Jewsday supposed to be on Tuesday? Or is it just a weird name for Passover?
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#18
Quote by rhcp_freak


someone who agrees
Quote by Virgil_Hart05
Beating the elderly is a big favourite of mine. Also, pushing kids over and kicking pregnant women in the womb is fun.



Right now we're called 'Various Artists' just to fuck over people with iPods
#21
Quote by JamieB



And next comes the "pictures of hot Jews thread"


Man, I've been doing my research (hence me now typing one handed) and that would be a GOOD thread
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#22
Quote by doggy_hat
The Hebrew Hammer is the best Jew ever.



Dude it's pronounced: The Chhhhhibrew Chhhhamer...
<Omri> I love trannys too..
#23


A VERY sexy Anne Frank

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You, sir, have good taste. Charlie's grandpa Joe is awesome
Last edited by BrianApocalypse at Mar 23, 2007,
#24
Quote by doggy_hat
The Hebrew Hammer is the best Jew ever.


PLEASE tell me he's a rapper
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#25
Quote by Yakult
PLEASE tell me he's a rapper


Don't you know who the Hebrew Hammer is? n00b

<Omri> I love trannys too..
#26
Quote by Yakult
Man, I've been doing my research (hence me now typing one handed) and that would be a GOOD thread



Go make it then.

Now you're single and all that, you'll need more material than before.
Co-President of UG's Tubgirl Virgins Club

#27
Quote by kanguuu
someone who agrees

Quote by jxljxl
Fais wins at life


The obscenely young leader of the Laney Cult


Member of the EHX Guild
#28
Me :] ?



And of course the almighty Bar Rafaeli!



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#29
Quote by GiantRaven
I'm sure theres a Nigerian king just waiting for you to reply to his email
#30
Marty Friedman (assuming he really is Jewish as people say, I've never heard anything about this from the man himself)

Picture for the hell of it:
Last edited by rifftnstrings at Mar 23, 2007,
#32
Quote by rifftnstrings
Marty Friedman (assuming he really is Jewish as people say, I've never heard anything about this from the man himself)


He's performing in Israel on the 4/7 ! I already have tickets
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#34
Here you go, the ultimate celebration to jew d-... oh wait...

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#36
Quote by urik
He's performing in Israel on the 4/7 ! I already have tickets

Man, I hope he tours the States sometime soon.
#37
does anybody else think that frankenstein was a jew?
"Marty Friedman > You" Club.

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Buy the toilet Hendrix crapped in for the full "Jimi Hendrix Experience"




PM me if you think my drummer looks like angry kid


so far 61 people think he looks like angry kid
#39
Quote by Kensai
Here you go, the ultimate celebration to jew d-... oh wait...





Q. Why did the jew watch a porno backwards?

A. Because he likes the part where the prostitute gives the guy his money back.

That's the funniest (and probably least offensive) jew joke ever.
#40
Quote by rifftnstrings
Man, I hope he tours the States sometime soon.


but you get a lot of good gigs. the only good gigs that we got here in the last years was DIO, and UDO. I don't love UDO, and didn't go to the DIO show because of a stupid history exam (flame if you want. i deserve it )


Q. Why did the jew watch a porno backwards?

A. Because he likes the part where the prostitute gives the guy his money back.


lol here we do jokes like these ones but about Persians (because a lot of Persian immigrants come loaded)

Q: how do you drive a Persian crazy?
A: you put him in a circular room and tell him that there's a penny in the corner

Q: how do you make a Persian commit suicide?
A: you tell him that he has a golden heart
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Last edited by urik at Mar 23, 2007,
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