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#1
So, me and 'ChubbyChunks' got bored, and decide to make a song. We couldn't be bothered to make a chord progression, so we took Death Cab's 'I will follow you into the Dark' progression, our own lyrics, and we ended up with this.

Enjoy.

We love you Esther_Mouse.






Lyrics


[20:25:38] Anurndrew says: One day
[20:25:41] Anurndrew says: I was eating a cake
[20:25:44] Anurndrew says: then i thought
[20:25:50] Anurndrew says: No wai!
[20:25:57] Anurndrew says: I was eating some shit
[20:27:13] Chubby. says: So I went on CS
[20:27:20] Chubby. says: To pwn Ess
[20:27:28] Chubby. says: Coz she's a total n00b
[20:28:11] Chubby. says: So I knifed her face
[20:29:09] Anurndrew says: On Dust 2
[20:29:15] Anurndrew says: I was AFK for a poo
[20:29:21] Anurndrew says: so i was sat on the loo
[20:29:25] Anurndrew says: and i got knifed
[20:29:28] Anurndrew says: 15 times
[20:29:39] Chubby. says: Then it changed to office
[20:29:44] Chubby. says: When I went for a piss
[20:30:01] Chubby. says: Then Andrew ****ed a hostage
[20:30:18] Chubby. says: With his small package
[20:30:45] Anurndrew says: Evan came on
[20:30:50] Anurndrew says: He was like "omg"
[20:31:02] Anurndrew says: Andy was like "LAWL WHUT A NOOB"
[20:31:08] Anurndrew says: and glocked him in the face
[20:31:20] Chubby. says: Then Esther connected
[20:31:26] Chubby. says: And knifed Andy in the back
[20:31:37] Chubby. says: So I was like "OMGWTFBBQLOLGASM"
[20:31:54] Chubby. says: So I shot Evan's sac
[20:32:08] Anurndrew says: Later on
[20:32:20] Anurndrew says: While i was on the run
[20:32:29] Anurndrew says: Nadda came along,
[20:32:42] Anurndrew says: and planted the bomb
[20:32:58] Chubby. says: The Esther's like
[20:33:08] Chubby. says: "OMGWTFHEPLANTEDTHEBOMBATALOLGASMZORZ"
[20:33:27] Chubby. says: So she bought a flashbang
[20:33:37] Chubby. says: And flashed herself in the face
[20:33:43] Anurndrew says: Blinded!
[20:33:55] Anurndrew says: By the burning light
[20:34:01] Anurndrew says: Esther ran off the map
[20:34:04] Anurndrew says: and fell to her doom
[20:34:38] Chubby. says: Then Esther spawned
[20:34:43] Chubby. says: A jetpack
[20:34:53] Chubby. says: Andy said wtf
[20:35:03] Chubby. says: She said "LOLWEREONSANADREAS"
[20:35:43] Anurndrew says: Then some guy joined
[20:35:50] Anurndrew says: Called "l33thaxorlolz"
[20:35:58] Anurndrew says: and shot me through a wall
[20:36:11] Anurndrew says: And i went, "OMGWTFHAXLOLZROFLBBQ"
[20:36:54] Chubby. says: So I laughed
[20:36:57] Chubby. says: At Andy's face
[20:37:12] Chubby. says: But then l33thaxorlolz speed hacked me
[20:37:24] Chubby. says: So I Double you tee effed
[20:37:39] Anurndrew says: So then one day
[20:37:45] Anurndrew says: I said "Hey hey hey"
[20:37:49] Anurndrew says: lets play play play
[20:37:54] Anurndrew says: In the snow outside.
[20:38:13] Chubby. says: Then Esther's like
[20:38:17] Chubby. says: I wanna have a wank
[20:38:25] Chubby. says: So she slipped it in...
[20:38:46] Chubby. says: A giant massive dildo
[20:39:41] Anurndrew says: At the dawn of night
[20:39:50] Anurndrew says: Me Esther wrapped up so tight
[20:40:00] Anurndrew says: Huggled like dynamite.
[20:40:14] Anurndrew says: WE HAD REALLY GOOD HAWT SEX 
[20:40:24] Chubby. says: Then Esther's like
[20:40:29] Chubby. says: Where the **** is your vagina
[20:40:32] Chubby. says: Coz I'm a lesbian
[20:40:37] Chubby. says: And your penis is small
[20:41:22] Anurndrew says: Then chubby came,
[20:41:25] Anurndrew says: and took esther away
[20:41:32] Anurndrew says: To love another day
[20:41:36] Anurndrew says: And she never came back
[20:41:46] Chubby. says: Then she realised
[20:41:50] Chubby. says: Chubby's the perfect guy
[20:41:55] Chubby. says: So she proposes to him
[20:42:07] Chubby. says: But then he's like "OMGWTFNOWAILOLOLZ"
[20:42:27] Anurndrew says: Then Andy's like
[20:42:35] Anurndrew says: I love you guise
[20:42:40] Anurndrew says: and it's all just dream
[20:42:43] Anurndrew says: In the end...

"Queue Improv'"
Last edited by Woo!Yay! at Mar 23, 2007,
#5
LoL... you guys should've covered a coldplay song, they work like chinese people
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#7


you can hear me giggling in the background lmao.
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#8


i love how it mentioned me
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#10
hahaha....funny
Originally Posted by evening_crow
Quoting yourself is cool.


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#11
wait... you guys sounds like that kid that covered some ozzy song at guitar center and had a really squeeky voice.
Originally Posted by evening_crow
Quoting yourself is cool.


WARNING: I kill threads.
#12
Quote by evening_crow
wait... you guys sounds like that kid that covered some ozzy song at guitar center and had a really squeeky voice.


No we don't!

You double post! Ha!
#14
Quote by chubbychunks
Note: I sing weirdly



Dude, you TALK weirdly.


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#16
Quote by chubbychunks
Note: I sing weirdly


Nooo... you don't
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#17
I have to say. That was actually better than i expected

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#18
OMFG! dèja vu!
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#21
As said before, I like.

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Last edited by Harmonius at Mar 23, 2007,
#24
Can you upload it again please? Both links aren't working and I want to save it on my computer.
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#25
Woo you mentioned me1!
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#27
Quote by Woo!Yay!
Did we!?


No. I was trying to boost my self-esteem.
#28
haha, that was hysterical

so fucking jealous of your sexy accents!

PS:

Why is everyone suddenly in love with esther?

Did this start on 4chan?
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#29
Quote by esther_mouse


you can hear me giggling in the background lmao.



lol

/me is the original essie lover.
#32
Quote by hamish5178
haha, that was hysterical

so fucking jealous of your sexy accents!

PS:

Why is everyone suddenly in love with esther?

Did this start on 4chan?


There are 7 or 8 hardcore Esther fans, and there have been plenty of regular Esther fans for a long, long time.

And 4chan? What is that supposed to mean?
Last edited by Zuka at Mar 23, 2007,
#33
that song is ace

EDIT: btw i'm kinda mentioned in the song
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#36
Quote by Draken
lol

/me is the original essie lover.



back in the bedroom, bitch.


it's amazing what half-naked pics can do for you...wait, did i type that out loud? i mean, this makes up for lack of real life friends. i mean, i'm a loser. i mean, i you guys
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I'M JUST SEE THROUGH FADED, SUPER JADED, AND OUT OF MY MIND
<//////>~ dA
Esther is officially awesome and smart - Frenchy
#37
You sound like Paul McCartney
"Battle not with monsters, lest ye become a monster, and if you gaze into the abyss, your eyes will get sore after a while."
#38
Quote by esther_mouse
back in the bedroom, bitch.


it's amazing what half-naked pics can do for you...wait, did i type that out loud? i mean, this makes up for lack of real life friends. i mean, i'm a loser. i mean, i you guys

I'm your real-life friend! Well, after meeting on UG.
#39
stop trying to get some boobs!
Yeah, now you're gonna die wearing that stupid little hat. How does it feel?

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#40
That was good, but what's the point with the moaning sounds? Were you going for a rocket queen thing?
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lmfao man thats so sick and depraved and yet funny all at once

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