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So tonight I go into my backyard to hear what sounds like violent screaming. I went to check it out, and it turns out there is a massive toad congregation behind my house, like 20 - 30 of them just sitting there yelling their asses off. Then I stumble upon a pool of blood, and next to it are tracks like these:



So I'm guessing one of them got eaten and now the rest are freaking out. Has anything like this ever happened to anyone else?
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maybe you stepped on one..then they scattered
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#6
I don't mean to sound like the other 50 people that will say pics or it didn't happen, but pics of the tracks might actually be helpful here.
#7
aw man this made me laugh.
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I don't know waht to say, for some reason im laughing pretty good over this whole ordeal.
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Dude, can you get Bigfoot's autograph for me?lol I seriously have no idea what that can be.....unless you're a druggie.lol
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#16
something ate a toad and the other ones freaked (it was obviously their king).
then it ran away.....just to be safe, how big is this pool of blood, and where about do you live?
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#17
by any chance do you live in Australia, if so the toad infestation is the answer.
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#18
Isnt this one of the plagues?

0.o

But seriously, chances are... something ate a frog.
and it died
and the others are...well...being frogs.

Never happened to me but we dont have too many frogs around here
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Man I was expecting some kind of story of you going after some guy dressed in all black, you kick his arse or soemthing. Instead you went outside to find a toad. Thanks a bunch.
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I don't know why but the scene that I imagined in my head after I read that made me lol.



Me too.

I just imaged a bunch of toads all running around flailing their arms yelling.
#23
It could only be Godzilla. The definitive trait, as you'll notice in the illustration, is the elongated distal phalanx of the second metatarsal. Make no mistake, friend, your local toad populous has been massacred by none other than the King of Monsters.
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Me too.

I just imaged a bunch of toads all running around flailing their arms yelling.


toads dont have arms!!!!!!

but seriously, where are you at just to be safe
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Sigged!

Just to have it said out of nowhere made me laugh.

But really threadstarter, maybe a wolf or something killed one.
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toads dont have arms!!!!!!

but seriously, where are you at just to be safe



I beg to differ.



What I meant was, they'd all be running around on their hind legs flailing their "upper legs".
#28
I feel sorry for whatever ate the toad cuz he's likely to die....

do u live in australia?

it could've been a croc that ate teh toadzer!!!!
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I beg to differ.



What I meant was, they'd all be running around on their hind legs flailing their "upper legs".


fair enough..........i just wanted to quote you so the pic of a toad would be there twice in a row
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Toads are cool; it's those frog bastards that I don't like.


ive come across so many quotes i would love to sigg tonight
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#32
Dude, this is like that King of the Cats story. The foot print looks more like a crown imprint which could mean royalty, and the pool of blood is probably an indication of his death. Maybe the toad Prince was slayed. I've deciphered the message of the toads! I am the new toad king! Hails!
Now go take pictures and videotape, this is pretty sweet.
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#35
Ill try to get pics up in a sec
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#36
im seriously worried, how big is the pool of blood, where are you and how big is the track!!
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#37
Holy shit! It's obvious they've chosen you to defend them from the evil toad munching monster. It's you destiny, now go buy a rifle.
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Its definately Manbearpig. I'm super serial! Only manbearpig could do that. Guys i'm super serial manberapig is out there i'm serial!
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#39
Blood


Prints


Random toads



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