#1
whats your favourite pick-up line to use?
Quote by alteredstates
If you are rowing down the road in your canoe and your wagon wheel falls off. How many pancakes does it take to make a doghouse?

Green, because a vest has no sleeves.

Can't we all just get a bong?
#3
Damn bitch; you stupid fly, lemme pull up to that bumper and smack that monkey.
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#4
Nice shoes, wanna fuck?
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#8
Nice shoes, wanna ****?

+1
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#9
"You know what sound I heard when I saw you? Weee-oooo weee-oooo! From when the ambulance came because you stopped my heart."

"How much does a polar bear weigh, babe? Enough to break the ice."

"If I could re-arrange the alphabet, I say that we should fuck."

"You remind me of fast food. Cuz I wanna take you out....then I want to eat you in my car."
Poor advice.
#10
Would it be possible for me to fill your bum with cum?

My friend used that one last night
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#11
Quote by westo
Damn bitch; you stupid fly, lemme pull up to that bumper and smack that monkey.



haha the ebonics lesson
Quote by alteredstates
If you are rowing down the road in your canoe and your wagon wheel falls off. How many pancakes does it take to make a doghouse?

Green, because a vest has no sleeves.

Can't we all just get a bong?
#12
they call me fred flinstone, cuz i will make your bed rock.
F E N D E R american stratocaster

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#13
(grabs tag in the back of the shirt of girl and reads it.)

"ahhh just as I thought, made in heaven."
I'm breathing so I guess I'm still alive.


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get new friends. i dont associate with Fall Out Boy fans. they deserve cancer and humiliation. like ass cancer.
#14
Have you fell out of heaven?
'Cause i got an erection

Is you dad a gardener?
No?
So how did you grew up to be such a beautiful flower (corny..)

I'll think of more later on
For long you live and high you fly
But only if you ride the tide
And balanced on the biggest wave
You race toward an early grave.


Ben Hamelech
#15
This is actually a really good one, not one of the "funny but useless" ones. Got it off "How I Met Your Mother".
Basically what you do is stand behind her and say "I bet you 50 pounds/dollars/w/e that when you turn around I go 'Wow'"
And bang! conversation initiated.
#16
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hey, I see you have a nice search bar there. Can I use it sometime?

^ This one.
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#18
Quote by BassistGal
Have you fell out of heaven?
'Cause i got an erection

Is you dad a gardener?
No?
So how did you grew up to be such a beautiful flower (corny..)

I'll think of more later on


Is your dad a gardener?
No?
Well he left his hoe outside...
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#19
Hey, do you wanna use my searchbar?


(did you fall from heaven? cause that would explain what happened to your face.)
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You were the best friend anyone could ask for, and you will always be in our hearts.


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#20
Quote by westo
Is your dad a gardener?
No?
Well he left his hoe outside...


haha

Deffinetly sigworthy!
For long you live and high you fly
But only if you ride the tide
And balanced on the biggest wave
You race toward an early grave.


Ben Hamelech
#21
If you were a booger I'd pick you first. My friend got slapped for saying that to a girl...
Edit:
Quote by westo
Is your dad a gardener?
No?
Well he left his hoe outside...

sigged
Last edited by that_1_dude24 at Mar 24, 2007,
#22
"does this rag smell like chlorophoam to you?"


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#23
Arent you tierd?
No, why should i be?
'Cause you've ran through my mind all day

Its kitchy, but i think its cute.
For long you live and high you fly
But only if you ride the tide
And balanced on the biggest wave
You race toward an early grave.


Ben Hamelech
#24



This is how every man should start a conversation with a woman.
“Science cannot solve the ultimate mystery of nature. And that is because, in the last analysis, we ourselves are part of nature and therefore part of the mystery that we are trying to solve.”


-Max Planck

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#25
Quote by WlCmToTheJungle
"does this rag smell like chlorophoam to you?"


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LMAO
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But the point is: Music is too mutable, too ambiguous, too unruly to allow itself to be defined by an absolute syntax of terms. Don't bother. Live with it.