This is the most hilarious thing ive ever seen in my entire life. this stuff will make your day. http://4q.cc/index.php?pid=top100&person=chuck
or not..... those jokes are old (i never found them funny in the first place, but they're even worse now)
Been there. Done that. Bought the t-shirt. Read the book. Watched the movie. Waited 20 years and sold the t-shirt as vintage on e-bay.