This is the most hilarious thing ive ever seen in my entire life. this stuff will make your day. http://4q.cc/index.php?pid=top100&person=chuck
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Leading hand sanitizers claim they can kill 99.9 percent of germs. I kill 100 percent of whatever the fuck he wants.
or not..... those jokes are old (i never found them funny in the first place, but they're even worse now)
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Been there. Done that. Bought the t-shirt. Read the book. Watched the movie. Waited 20 years and sold the t-shirt as vintage on e-bay.